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Loser. Again.

Senate Sunday: Doofus Mitt Romney Can’t Win State GOP Convention, Has To Run In Primary

Poor ol' Mitt just can't catch a break. Good.
Juan Gaspar-García, in family photos

Who Does ICE Want To Deport Now? How About A Guy With Down Syndrome?

This is how we're treating 'the least of these.' Why doesn't Jesus send any hurricanes over this?
President Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris Is President Of The ‘Ellen’ Show, And It Is GOD-DANG DELIGHTFUL!

Also she made a really fun joke that is making fucknuggeted losers like Sean Hannity CRAZY.

Donald Trump Forgot The Name ‘White House.’ Wonkagenda For Tues., April 3, 2018

Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Executive Time Twitter Was Extra Loony This Morning!

No dementia! No dementia! You're the dementia!

Donald Trump Celebrates The Risen Lord With Threats To Deport Jesús

Those lousy Samaritans are in big trouble, too.

We Got A Great Big Convoy! Wonkagenda for Mon., April 2, 2018

Trump kills DACA (again), Laura Ingraham takes a 'vacation,' and China enters the trade war. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Deigns To Not Fucking Shut Down Government In Today’s Manic Frenzy

You just know that Trump only found out the bill was ready today.

KA-FUCKIN-BOOM. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 21, 2018

Trump phones a friend, Cambridge Analytica has some explaining to do, and Illinois goes to the polls. Your morning news brief.

Too Many Kids Dying From Drugs, Trump Wants To Kill Them Instead. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 20, 2018

Trump wants to crack skulls like eggs, Republicans are worried about 2018, and Facebook is SO FUCKED. Your morning news brief.

Senate Sunday: In Florida, It’s Bill Nelson Versus Voldemort

You know what this country really doesn't need? Senator Bat Boy. Ick.

Robert Mueller Over-Serves Sam Nunberg. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 6, 2018

Special guest star Sam Nunberg melts down, Republicans are desperate to stop the trade war, and West Virginia teachers are STILL standing tall! Your morning news brief.

Looks Like Somebody’s Got A Case Of The Tuesdays! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 27, 2018

Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!

Trump Wants To Run FAA Like Trump Shuttle. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 26, 2018

Democrats release their Trump-Russia memo, Trump wants his personal pilot to head the FAA, Olympians wonder what the hell Ivanka does anyway. Your morning news brief!

2018 Midterm Madness: Sucking The Soul From South Carolina’s Good Old Boys

With Trey Gowdy gone, Democrats in South Carolina's 4th are running against a Trump grifter, and a guy who wants to make the electric chair great again.