Remember when Trump said he'd sign any DACA deal Congress brought him? That was 10 days ago.
Republicans are about to shutdown the government (again), LA Times publisher is a big bag of dicks, and Fusion GPS told Congress Trump-Russia worse than we thought. Your morning news brief.
Oh, look! Republicans suddenly care about CHIP funding!
Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.
Lindsey Graham gonna teach that philandering Donald Trump a lesson, yes siree.
Don't you just feel safer already?
Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.
How could she remember if Trump said 'shithole' when she can't even remember if there are white people in Norway?
Welcome to the shithouse.
Stable genius can't figure out how to insult SOMEBODY NAMED DICK.
Trey Gowdy resigns from Ethics commission, GOP wants to murder the healthcare employer mandate, and glad you're still with us, Hawaii. Sorry about the lunatic!
Shithead says what?
YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?
US Judge: Trump and Company don't law very good.
Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump Having Big Wonderful Immigration Meeting, So Happy, Loves All His Mexican Rapist Friends!
Hope you have your deportation pants on, 'cause you're about to get deported.