Maybe if the Russians kill Twitter, Trump will give a shit about cyber security?
Shit is about to get real, y'all.
Pip pip and cheerio!
No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!
Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please?
More Trump 'n' Russia, CPAC sharpens its fangs, and Senator Ted Nugent? Your morning news brief!
Some countries really don't like it when Russia messes around in their affairs. Donald Trump's U.S.A. is so far not one of them.
You thought the Sweden story was weird? Get a load of this one.
Trump's cable news addiction causes more problems, the Russia connection deepens, and Republicans stand up for the press. Your morning news brief!
Whatever this is, it's not 'Fake News' -- It's unverified, but it wasn't made up by Macedonian teenagers.
A Trump kid tries to set an example for his father, Obamacare is booming, and North Carolina gives gay people the shaft. Your daily news brief!
Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
Pasty egomaniac says what?
Donald Trump’s Russian Buddies Probably So Excited About Trump’s First Classified Intelligence Briefing!
Could Trump's national security briefing end up leaking state secrets to Russia? MAYBE.
Big rumblings in the Trump campaign today in reaction to a New York Times exposé of possible connections between Donald Trump's campaign manager Paul Manafort and corruption in the government of former Ukrainian president Viktor Yanukovych. Unfortunately, this is...
Yr Wonkette got visited by a genuine Russian Troll who told us to vote for Donald Trump. Was it part of the Kremlin's squad of paid disinformation trolls? Or a hoax? Let's Wonkvestigate!