We watched the Sunday shows because you were busy drinking.
I see your true colors shining through.
Democrats release their Trump-Russia memo, Trump wants his personal pilot to head the FAA, Olympians wonder what the hell Ivanka does anyway. Your morning news brief!
Because obviously God was so into a pussy-grabbing billionaire that he rigged the whole election in his favor!
ATTENTION CONSERVATIVES: DON'T READ THIS! IT IS SECRET INFORMATION ON WHAT DRIVES LIBS UP THE WALL!
Is Lisa Simpson a Demmycrat? You're damn right she is!
Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.
Everything you never wanted to know about Dinesh D'Souza!
Dead teenagers give Trump's White House a breather, the Trump-Russia spotlight shines on Jared Kushner, and the GOP has a new white nationalist BFF. Your morning news brief!
COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
It's got everything -- paid protesters, hanging whistleblowers, accusing the Left of wanting people to die of heart attacks on the way to the hospital...
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
The smart money is almost always on trolling.
An open letter to Kellyanne Conway, who appears to be very confused about what feminism even means.
Deconstructing the stupidest part of Trump's CPAC speech.
President Steve Bannon seems to think he's some kind of French literary theorist, apparently.