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Deleted Comments: Wonkette’s In Bed With Trump / Hillary / That Sexy Icelandic Guy!

After a week with hardly any bitching left us without a Deleted Comments column last week (we'd link, but to what?), we're happy to report that rage levels this week were nearly back to normal. Oddly enough, it was...
To The Management: Please correct this image. I would never use Courier. On second thought, never mind. You people would just replace it with Comic Sans.

Deleted Comments Of The Week: New Year’s Moron Nuggets

It's a brand new year, and a brand new iteration of the same old bunch of angerbears in the Wonkette Comments. Our featured comments are a little out of the ordinary this week, in that the howls of rightwing...
This fuckin' guy.

Breitbart Very Very Very Sorry About Its Journalism, For Sure

Mistakes -- we all make 'em! Admitting when you're wrong helps build credibility with your audience, and it is also too the Right Thing To Do. But that's not how they roll at Corpse Andrew Breitbart's Cyberdome For Teddy Roosevelt...

The Stupidest Man On The Internet Found Some Mexicans And You’ll Never Guess What Happened Next

Thanks to the internet, anyone can be a journalist -- this is one of the great things about the web, and so it was Big News when a plucky Citizen Journalist caught this video of the Feds busing in...

Comedy Of Errors Of Comedy: Wonkette’s Most Lamentable Mistakes Of 2013

In this New Media hellscape, the news comes at you fast and furious. Though we probably try our best, in our mad rush to write a dozen gross jokes about Sarah Palin's latest bedshitting incident and hit "publish" before...

Nevada Pol Was Definitely Just Joking About Hypothetically Voting For Slavery, So Shut Up Already

Nevada State Assemblyman Jim Wheeler wants to make it absolutely clear that he is not in favor of slavery, OK? He was just trying to make a point, and all you smartasses in the media took what he said...

Corrections: Your Wonkette’s Week In Mistakes

In the story "Jerry Brown To Washington Times Reporter: 'Are You a Moonie?'" we referred to idiot reporter Kerry Picket as him, he, his, etc. We are sorry to report that Kerry Picket is in fact a woman. This...

Charles Krauthammer Apologizes To the Nazis

Krauthammer has a correction to make: Not even Democrats are that stupid. The remaining question is whether they are just stupid enough to not understand - and therefore vote down - the swindle of the year just pulled off by...

ALSO WE CALLED HER A 'CONTEMPTIBLE TRAMP,' BUT OUR STYLE GUIDE PREFERS 'BRAZEN HUSSY': "A preview of the Republican primary for governor in South Carolina in the June 6 A-section incorrectly said that ‘several men' have alleged that one...

Why WaPo Neocons Should Not Write About Hip Hop

Unfortunately the U.S. military had already invaded Public Enemy by the time of this correction.

CORRECTION: Previous Wonkette Argument About Health Care ‘Discredited’

Man, are we embarrassed. We have no excuse and can only hope that you accept our apology. In a previous Wonkette post about a b-list columnist's take on the important issue of our time, we incorrectly referred to health...

L.A. TIMES TEEVEE LISTINGS COPY EDITOR TO BE 'WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD' EVERY NIGHT FOR THE NEXT YEAR: A correction from the print edition of today's Los Angeles Times: "FOR THE RECORD: TV listings: The Prime-Time TV grid...

Obama Has To Correct Joe Biden, Again, For Saying Something True

Poor Joe Biden has spent his entire term as vice president being privately rebuked and publicly corrected by his boss. Every time Biden gives an interview, Obama comes out a couple days later and says, "I stand behind everything...

Important Correction Regarding Controversial Wooden Key Card Story!

There are many terrible jobs to be had at the Democratic National Convention: the trash Nazis who patrol the garbage cans making sure recyclables don't get tossed into the forbidden "landfill" bin; the elevator operators trapped in plywood-lined...

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