Tag: Corey Lewandowski

Strap In, It’s Going To Be A Very Dumb Day! Wonkagenda For Fri, April 20, 2018

THE COMEY MEMOS ARE OUT, Rudy is back, and kids are still protesting guns. Your morning news brief!

Corey Lewandowski Is Exactly As Dumb As He Looks

A listicle of things Corey Lewandowski should blame James Comey for next, in case he's feeling extra stupid today!

Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018

Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.

My Goodness, Why Are We Being So Mean To That Nice Hope Hicks???

But can a pretty girl even go to jail? Is that, like, LEGAL?

Shit Meets Fan For Cambridge Analytica And Facebook. ‘BOUT GODDAMN TIME.

Meet Christopher Wylie, the whistleblower blowing the whistle on the 'Frankenmonster' he created for Cambridge Analytica!
he was just trying to help Mis-turrr Twump!

Buzzfeed Takes Michael Cohen To Law School, For Maybe His First Time

Buzzfeed harmed MICHAEL COHEN'S reputation? O RLLY?

House Intel Republicans All Finished Pretending To Investigate Russia Now

Now Devin Nunes can just obstruct justice for Donald Trump full time! LOL just kidding he was already doing that.

Oh Fuck Off, Axios

Things we do not need today: Journalism-splaining from Axios on how everybody SHOULD have handled Sam Nunberg.

Sam Nunberg Went To CNN And MSNBC For More Free Therapy Last Night. It Did Not Go Well.

How day-drunk was Sam Nunberg, on a scale of One to Dana Rohrabacher?

And Then Sam Nunberg Bit His Own Dick Off On Jake Tapper’s CNN Show LOLOL TOTALLY NORMAL

We are sorry for calling Carter Page the dumbest person in the Trump-Russia investigation, we will never do that again.

HOLY FUCK, WHAT DID TRUMP IDIOT SAM NUNBERG JUST DO ON KATY TUR’S MSNBC SHOW?

Well he did say he thinks Donald Trump probably committed crimes during the campaign, so there's that!
Gonna fuck you up!

Another Week, Another Million GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING Stories!

Fucking hell, we are already exhausted.

HOPE HICKS! HOPE! HOPE! HOPE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? HOPE!

GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!

Hope Hicks Single And Ready To Mingle At House Intelligence Committee Today!

The House Intelligence Committee is just a really bad pool for speed dating.

They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!