Tag: consultants

NBC Hires Expert To Figure Out Mystery of Why David Gregory’s Show Sucks So Hard

If you are a Reglar 'Merican person who has occasionally flipped to NBC's Meet the Press on a hungover Sunday morning, thinking the vapid tones of whatever panel of white men plus John McCain is appearing that day might...

Oh No, Conservatives In Epic Twit-Fight Against Common Frauder Sarah Palin, And It Is All The Fault Of Your Wonket

We are sorry, conservatives, that you are all mad at Sarah Palin for spending 95 percent of her SarahPAC muneez on grifty consultants and "shipping and handling" and "overhead." We are sorry, because we are the ones who pointed...

Is That Sarah Palin’s Hand In Your Pocket Or Is She Just Happy To See You?

SarahPAC has a shiny new ad out about blah blah blah Sarah Palin is the warmest kindest most generous most important rogue the world has ever known, she and only she is in charge of deciding which lunatics will...

Larry Craig Opens Consulting Firm

According to "Wonkett" bylaws, everything Larry Craig does is 30% funnier by virtue of the fact that it was done by Larry Craig, the winsome bathroom goblin who repeatedly tried to appeal his own guilty plea after he was...

Former Lawmakers Can’t Get A Job Either

Do not despair, jobless people! You're not alone. Several members of Congress who lost their positions in the 2008 elections have yet to find gainful employment, and perennial loser Alberto Gonzales also remains at loose ends because George Bush...

Mark Penn Column: Satan Is A Cool Guy, Once You Get To Know Him

A day after the Atlantic released tons of confidential memos and e-mails that, yet again, proved Hillary Clinton's former chief strategist Mark "Bowser" Penn kills puppies for bloodsport, the Politico has comically published an op-ed from this very same...

Crazy Mark McKinnon Makes Good On Pledge, Quits McCain Campaign

Whoa, someone on the McCain campaign -- lead media strategist Mark McKinnon -- isn't a complete liar! And all it took to prove this was his resignation. McKinnon -- who worked on both Bush Jr. campaigns before selling his...