Tag: conspiracy

Don Blankenship at a -- get this -- Labor Day event.

Jailbird Coal CEO Don Blankenship Running For Senate Because Dead Miners Can’t Vote

If we have senators who molested little girls, why not a senator who killed 29 miners?
He seems the polar opposite of nice

Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli Maybe Going To Jail, Definitely Going To Hell

Sadly, exile to Mars penal colony not yet an option.

Democrats Frivolously Sue Trump And Roger Stone, Just For Conspiring To Hack All Their Shit

This lawsuit against Donald Trump's campaign is either crazy or brilliant. Let's say it's both.

Kellyanne Conway, You Are No Bob Dylan. Or Even The INXS Guy (RIP)

Kellyanne's on the pavement, thinkin' 'bout the government.

How Do Rightwingers React To Trump Jr.’s Emails? With Calls To Arrest Obama, Of Course!

A good old Children's Treasury of rightwing Deep Thoughts on Donald Trump Jr's emails.

Bundy Jury Can’t Decide If Pointing Guns At Law Enforcement Is Bad

The feds need some better prosecutors, maybe.
Zits of DOOOOM!

Trump Jerk Roger Stone Was Poisoned To Death By The CIA, But He Got Better

Could it have been ... SATAN?
How's that presidential transition team working out for ya then?

Chris Christie Aides Eated All The Guilty Verdicts In Bridgegate Trial

Maybe now Christie will take some responsibility and... hahaha, sorry, we couldn't keep a straight face.

Ted Cruz Finally Sells Out. Your Wonkagenda: November 4, 2016

Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!
Don Blankenship at a -- get this -- Labor Day event.

Evil Murdery Coal CEO Says He’s A ‘Political Prisoner,’ Amnesty International Oddly Uninterested

One of America's sleaziest CEOs has written a booklet arguing that he's the real victim. Get in line, buddy.
"This is going to cost someone $5 million one day, Barry."

Wonkagenda: Thursday, September 29, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Donald Trump On Flint’s Black Lady Pastor: B*tch Set Him Up!

That outreach to the African-American community is going GREAT.

Pennsylvania AG Kathleen Kane Found Guilty Of So Many Things, Bye PA AG Kathleen Kane!

Kane was found guilty of leaking information from a grand jury hearing and then lying about it.
It's a plausible theory, at least

Utah Rep Being Bit Of A Racist, Lying Dick To The Indians

We've got Bundyite sovereign citizens, liars, and racists against the Bears Ears national monument proposal. Hell, all we need now is some good old-fashioned ratfucking.
Yet another victim of the vast government conspiracy

Bundy Militia Mom Oppressed By Big Government Just Because She Beat Her Kids A Little

Why are government tyrants always stealing patriots' children over a few beatings?
Take that, Austin!

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Gardasil Prevents Cancer, So Anti-Vaxxers Figure It’s Poison

Good day to you, fair readers! It's time once again for the Snake Oil Bulletin. This week we shall be taking a gander at lady parts and diseases thereof. Oh no, you rakish rapscallions. We shant be spying any...