Tag: conrad burns

Actual Truck Nutz Spotted In DC

Wonkette Operative "Matt N." has truly witnessed horror, in the supposed new socialist caliphate of the District of Communism: Real truck nutz, hanging off a goddamned trailer hitch, as intended by the manufacturer. He writes: "This is the first time...

Free as a Bird

Rumors On The Internets: Oh, S@$#!

Gossip Roundup: Roast Gone Wrong

We Miss You Already, Conrad

Conrad Burns Concedes, Arms Self

Conrad Burns Awarded Miniature Bush

Watch Out, Conrad … It’s Blue Guy!