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Politico Reporter: Kirsten Gillibrand Is a Lying Liar, Since No Man in Congress Has Ever Been Sexist

On Wednesday, the New York Post published tidbits of what promises to be an entertaining and depressing new interview with Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand in which she describes being called "fat" and told to work out more since she was getting "porky" by...

MASSA WAS JUST COLD SLAMMIN' EVERYBODY: It seems there's more to the crazy Eric Massa sexytime allegations than him drunkenly telling some dude, at a wedding, how much he wanted to bone: "Former Rep. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.) has been...

Joe Wilson Hiking Appalachian-ish Trail With Intern Babe

Ooh, an outdoor adventure for shouty South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson. If anyone deserves it, it is him. Maybe he is taking a few days to "write something," like his state's governor did when he went hiking. Who is...

Montana State Sen. Charged In Congressman’s Boat Crash

In late August, juuuuuust as the Congressional recess was reaching a close, Montana Rep. Denny Rehberg -- who has a history of getting trashed and flopping around on horses in Kazakhstan -- went out on a boat with some...

Roughly Cylandrical Object Located Near Rehberg Boat Crash

While Rep. Denny Rehberg's life, which is in stable condition, will be first on the docket during tonight's Wonkette Prayer Hour, we must wonder -- given his history of getting trashed in Kazakhstan and falling off horses -- exactly...

Famous Ex-Congressman William Jefferson Convicted, Will Serve 10 Million Years In North Korean Labor Camps

Poor Ex-Congressman William "Dollar Bill" Jefferson of Louisiana! All the man did was use his seat on the Ways and Means Committee to secretly broker a deal between a Virginia telecom company and the Nigerian vice president, the $90,000...

CONGRESSMAN INSULTS MEMORY OF FIREFIGHTERS & NYC COPS & GIULIANI FROM 9/11: Democratic Rep. Collin Peterson of Minnesota is in "hot water" for telling The Politico, awesomely, that "25 percent of my people believe the Pentagon and Rumsfeld were...

SEXY NEW WINGNUTS!: The readers of the Huffington Post have selected this young man, the 27-year-old Aaron Schock of Peoria, Illinois, as the "hottest freshman" in Congress this year. Sorry ladies, he's a Republican! His prize will be 45...