Tag: congress

Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn’t Cruel Enough Yet

Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue!
Juan Gaspar-GarcĂ­a, in family photos

Who Does ICE Want To Deport Now? How About A Guy With Down Syndrome?

This is how we're treating 'the least of these.' Why doesn't Jesus send any hurricanes over this?
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Already Knows How Guilty Trump Is, So Screw An Interview

SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.

Is There More ICE Fuckery And Evil Today? Is It A Day In 2018?

This isn't even close to normal. This will take years for the light from normal to reach Earth.

Looks Like We Won’t Have Blake Farenthold To Kick Around Anymore!

This is probably for the best, as he looks like he might be sticky.

This Elizabeth Esty Situation Is Fucked Up Six Ways From Sunday

And Connecticut newspapers, and maybe a mommyblog/recipe hub or two, are calling for her head on a platter. Or her resignation. Either, really.

Happy 78th Birthday, Nancy Pelosi! Your Present Won’t Be Here Until November But It Is This Gavel

Let's end our day by recognizing Nancy Pelosi as the badass she is.

Stacey Dash Invites Herself To California’s Republican Party

Stacey Dash is the only Republican running in California's 44th, and she's, like, totally clueless.

Trump Glad Everyone Busy With Dead Kids. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 20, 2018.

Dead teenagers give Trump's White House a breather, the Trump-Russia spotlight shines on Jared Kushner, and the GOP has a new white nationalist BFF. Your morning news brief!

Mitch McConnell Just DELIGHTED To Deport Dreamers Up Shit Creek

What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?

Paul Nehlen Can’t See How Making ‘Jews Who Are Out To Get Me’ List Is So ‘Anti-Semitic’

The GOP congressional hopeful thinks he can gaslight people, and is deeply annoyed that he can't find anyone to play Ingrid Bergman.

When You Love Something, Pay It Off With Congressional $$$ And Get Kicked Off The Ethics Committee

Pennsylvania Congressman Pat Meehan, it is your time to shine!

Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS

In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.

It’s Real Fuckin’ Obvious Why GOP Didn’t Want Us To Read The Fusion GPS Transcript

YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?

Federal Judge Karate-Chops Trump On DACA, Like: THWACK And Also KAPOW!

US Judge: Trump and Company don't law very good.