Tag: conan o’brien

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!

Ryan Zinke Wants To Kill All The Cute Critters. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 25, 2017

Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!

Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017

Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!

Trump To Make Boom Booms In Not America. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 22, 2017

We're going back to Afghanistan (again), Paul Ryan is full of sadz, and Steve Mnuchin's Bourgeois Barbie lets her haters eat cake. Your morning news brief.

Everybody Loves The Confederacy Now. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug 18, 2017

Military talks at Camp David, more Confederate statues fall, and neo-Nazis get banhammerd from the Internet. Your morning news brief!

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Trump Pussgrabbing All Over Paris. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 14, 2017

Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.
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Madeleine Albright Wins The Internet

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Conan O’Brien Gets Ted Kennedy’s Old Senate Seat Too!

Everyone's threatening Facebook statuses worked!! NBC will pay Conan O'Brien $33 million dollars, and he can go back home to the television in eight months. Obama has decided that our country's commercial banks can't be as big as they...

NON-POLITICAL STATEMENT OF SUPPORT FOR NEWSWORTHY PERSON: GO CONAN! KILL THE LENO MONSTER!

William Shatner Discovers Poetry In Sarah Palin’s Nonsense

Did you see Sarah Palin's goodbye speech? Neither did we! But we heard it was "special," and that she even wrote it herself (which explains everything). Here's Star Wars hero Dr. Spock reciting Palin's mumbo-jumbo, with bongo accompaniment!

Mr. Met Killed On Fox Post-Debate Coverage

Poor Mr. Met, decapitated on live teevee. What is wrong with the Fox News and their leader, Greta? For background on why Mr. Met was at the presidential debate: he was planted by Conan O'Brien, THE IRISH SCOURGE.

John McCain Falls Asleep On Conan’s Lap

Comical old person John "WALNUTS!" McCain appeared on a popular late-night television show on Friday. He was so funny! His jokes are unstoppable. He pretended to fall asleep in Conan's lap! So funny! Oh and jeez what's in his...

What Inappropriate New Jokes Will McCain Make On Teevee Tonight?

Yes Mark Halperin's website, draw laughs he will! Tonight marks John McCain's first appearance on the NBC comedy show Late Night With Conan O'Brien since 2005, back when he was still that funny old coot and failed presidential senator...