Tag: comparisons

This is how I felt after I freed the slaves!

Congressmuffin Aaron Schock: I, Like Abe Lincoln, Am No Longer In Congress

The House Of Representatives is going into recess for two weeks, which means that ethically challenged CongressCheeks Aaron Schock had to do to his "So Long, Farewell" speech a few days early. Schock had previously promised to resign effective...

Barack Obama Would Also Like to Talk About Hobbits Now

Speaking of hobbits, Wannabe Nerd President Barack Obama would like to be a belated guest to this "Let's Talk About Tolkien!" party that is happening in Washington, for some reason. President Obama is a fan of at least one...

Sarah Palin, Martin Luther King Pretty Much the Same Person

What's that moving rhetoric and stunning cadence we hear? It couldn't be Martin Luther King, Jr., because he's -- oh! It's Sarah Palin! Sometimes we confuse the two, seeing as they are basically the same person. COMPARE: Honors Martin Luther King,...

Candidate Word Counter Reveals Obama And McCain’s Secret Hatred Of Truck Nutz

We have seen this service before, this thingy that counts how many times a person said this word or that word, and it is interesting how John McCain says "love" more than Barack Obama, and Obama says "war" more...