Tag: comey firing

Trump Lawyer ‘Deep Throat’ Gives TED Talk About Russia Scandal To All Restaurant Patrons In Earshot

It is a day that ends in "Y," so it's time for another episode of White House Lawyers: LOL!!OMG!!WTF!! In today's installment, two members of Donald Trump's crack legal team sat down for a detailed discussion of their client's...

What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?

All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?

Dumb Trump Muscle Goon Keith Schiller Quitting White House Because John Kelly Makes Him Cry

Goodbye, Keith! Time to go cry somewhere else, Keith!

’10 Things I Hate About James Comey’: A Sad, Stupid Letter From Donald J. Trump

Your president is a dumb, petty crybaby of a man.

Is Robert Mueller Wiping His Ass With Trump’s Tax Returns RIGHT NOW? Sure, Maybe!

Mueller has reportedly teamed up with the Criminal Investigation unit of the IRS. Uh oh, Trump and Manafort!

Will Trump Fire General John Kelly For Being Gay For James Comey?

ERRBODY ASS GETTIN' FIRED UP IN HERE!

Donald Trump Not Under Investigation Yes He Is No He Isn’t GO FUCK YOURSELF SHUT UP

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
This is my "what did I tell you?" face

Dianne Feinstein Ready To Fuck Donald Trump The Fuck Up

Feinstein is saying OUT LOUD that she's worried Trump will have a tantrum and try to fire Rod Rosenstein AND Robert Mueller.

Will Trump Fire Robert Mueller? Find Out On Next Week’s ‘Celebrity Apprentice’!

We're living in a fucking reality show.

Keep Fucking With Kamala Harris, Boys. You’re Making Her Stronger.

Kamala Harris is a badass. Enough said.

Hey Jeff Sessions, You Feeling Perjury-Tastic Today? A Liveblog!

Jeff Sessions at the Senate Intelligence Committee! It's like Christmas, but not actually fun!

Jeff Sessions To Come Clean With Senate Intel Committee, By Not Answering Any Questions

Yay, Jeff Sessions is testifying tomorrow! Boo, it looks like he's going to invoke ALL THE EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE, KATIE.

Donald Trump’s Bein’ Downright UGLY To Sweet, Gentle, Kind-Hearted Bigot Jeff Sessions!

Donald Trump is treating Jeff Sessions like a common James Comey, for failing to respect his auth-or-i-tah!