Shame on Eric Schneiderman, Rudy's about to get benched, and Melania rips off Michelle Obama (again). Your morning news brief.
Trump gets serious about trade war, Trump-Russia goes to the Middle East, and Philando Castile is still helping feed poor kids. Your morning news brief.
Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!
Shithole Shutdown splashes over everyone, Devin Nunes is trying to hide his paperwork, and net neutrality takes a couple steps forward. Your morning news brief.
Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.
Huge corporations wouldn't do anything out of purely cynical motives, would they?
Congress passes on funding CHIP and the government, and Devin Nunes rides again. Your morning news brief.
Say goodbye to free porn, Netflix, and cute kittens.
GOP tax bill gets even less popular, Matt Lauer YA BUSTED, and the fight for net neutrality gets dirty. Your morning news brief.
Trump's FCC wants to screw the Internet AND poor people just in time for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Festivus.
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
The FCC is now bending over to the help poor Internet and phone companies who are hurt by their needy customers whining about fairness.
Trump's unveils his immigration policy, McMaster fires another Flynn spy, the Senate tries to make an Obamacare band-aid.
WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT!
Ajit Pai has screwed over jailbirds, the incarcerated, and now he's coming after the Internet.
Trump and the GOP have a circle jerk, Sebastian Gorka is mad at fake news, and Fox News is in trouble! Your morning news brief!