Tag: college

Sexy Florida Church Must Pay Taxes On All-Night Naked Beach Parties, Unfair!

Imagine you are a center of Legitimate Jesus Worship during the day, and a center of NEKKID BEACH PARTIES at night, because this is part of your "ministry." You would be the Life Center: A Spiritual Community church, in...
Where could she even be hiding a gun?

Nevada Bill Will Solve Rape, Let All Co-Eds Shoot Everyone, What Could Go Wrong?

Ah, college. That heady brew of drinking, parties, hormones, Marxist indoctrination, drugs, late nights, not enough sleep, political correctness, overblown drama, and more hormones. You know what might spice it up even more? Allowing students to carry guns on...
When your elitist liberal friend says he wants to get a college education.

No One Cares About Candidates’ College Degrees, Wingnuts Upset Anyway Because It Is A Day

Sweet merciful Yahweh, are we really going to have to spend the next year and a half debating the merits of a college education for presidential candidates? Apparently we are, if the recent hooting over Rand Paul and Scott Walker...
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush Limbaugh: Scott Walker Should Use Rape Jokes To Explain Quitting College

Is Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker one of those maybe presidential contenders for 2016 we're supposed to take seriously? It's so hard to tell. He certainly seems to think so. He's been visiting the right states and giving the right...
No more? No point

Harvard Won’t Let Professors Sex Up Undergrads Anymore, Unfair!

What is even the point of pursuing a career in Ivy League academia if you can't even screw your smokin' hot barely legal undergrad students anymore, huh? None that we can think of, certainly. The no-fun fascists at Harvard University...
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Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Child Labor’s Still Pretty Cool For Tobacco Growers

We depend on our Sunday New York Times for in-depth reporting on stuff that we may or may not care about, and on a good day we might even learn about something we had no idea we should have...

Bill O’Reilly Is Never Ever Ever Going To Stop Punching Hippies

We tried SO HARD to listen to all seven minutes of Bill O'Reilly whinesplaining about how hippies are taking over everything, but it is really difficult you guys. We were going to pass the pain on to you and...

Heritage Foundation Notes Food Stamps Given To Stupid College Grads Who Picked Wrong Major Like German Or Not Business

From excessive drinking to being high pretty much all the time to a wardrobe consisting of only pajamas, blogging college sure is a rockin good time. And, it helps you get a job that pays money, which enables you...

Sundays With The Christianists: Special Reader Mailbag Edition

Good morning, Wonkatarians! Today, a bit of a departure! As it happens, within the last couple weeks Yr Doktor Zoom's gotten a few emails and comments that we thought needed to be shared with The Readers -- and for...

London Mayor Kills The Malaysian Prime Minister (With ‘Jokes’)

Hey ladies! Are you looking to go to college, Lean In, and really get ahead in this world? Perhaps you are from a predominantly Muslim country and you are trying to break glass ceilings over there so we don’t...

NSA Recruitment Drive Goes Well, Under the Circumstances

Would you believe that holding a recruitment drive for the NSA is, well, not so easy these days? Apparently some Americans -- probably just the ones who are not quite desperate enough for gainful employment and medical benefits --...

Congratulations On Your Entrepreneuring, Willow Palin!

WILLOW PALIN GRADUATES! WILLOW PALIN GRADUATES! Etc. Good job, Wills, we are happy at ya for graduating from what your sainted mother describes as a "hair and skin academy," where you went on foreign exchanges (to Juarez we are...

Drudge Siren! Turns Out A Bunch of Youtube Videos Are Not The Same As College

Perhaps you have heard of the latest trend in education, wherein a professor at Stanford or whatever makes a bunch of Youtube videos, puts together some handouts, and puts it all on the web at a site called Coursera,...

Jesus: Don’t Let Your Daughters Go To College To Turn Into Ugly Feminist Whores

We are sure these Christian radio hosts were not trying to gift us with the joy of laughter, the heartiest, most cleansing laughs we have had in weeks. We believe they are quite serious, as they prove without a...

David Frum Was Super-High When He Wrote This Column On Smoking Drugs

Marijuana is a SUPER RISKY drug you guys, we don't know if you knew that, but David Frum is giving out free advice today about the dangers of marijuana, and how it leads to you not understanding your home...

Are You An Old Crazy Community College Professor? Then You Too Can Write For ‘The Hill’

Hello, do you write incoherently and do you have a thinly veiled agenda? Then come on down to the Hill and write an Op-Ed, they apparently have very low standards and anyone is welcome! Like Dale Schlundt, an adjunct...