Tag: climate change

Portal To Hell Opens In White House Lawn. Obama Never Had One Of Those.

You know WHO ELSE never had a sinkhole on the White House lawn? All the other presidents, Katie.
King Arthur and Sir Bedivere from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Rep. Mo Brooks Does Science: Maybe Sea Levels Rise When Someone Drops Mountains In The Ocean

Next, some amazing news on how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018

Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

Scott Pruitt Stars In ‘My Dinner With Accused Sex-Abuser Cardinal Who Says Global Warming’s Fake’

Scott Pruitt has some funny ideas about how science works -- and about who counts as an expert on climate.

Michael Cohen’s Shell Game. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 10, 2018

Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.

Winter Olympians Invite Trump To Meet At The GO FUCK YOURSELF Bar And Grill

We are sorry the women's hockey team had to witness his bizarre riff on the Paralympics, though.

Trump’s NASA Administrator Brings Fresh New ‘No Science’ Agenda To Space Agency

Appointees to scientific posts used to know some science, but now we're Great Again, so no need.

Ryan Zinke Says He’s A Geologist, Is Full Of Schist.

Navy Seal pretends he's a geologist on Twitter.

Senate Sunday: In Tennessee, It’s Former Gov. Phil Bredesen Vs. Actual Crazy Person Marsha Blackburn

A Democratic majority in the Senate would be terrific. Getting Marsha Blackburn out of Congress would be a nice bonus.
Don Blankenship at a -- get this -- Labor Day event.

Jailbird Coal CEO Don Blankenship Ready To Blow Up US Senate

You want deplorable? He's your guy!

Robert Mueller Too Cool For Trump’s Bullshit. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 19, 2018

Trump aims at Mueller, Congress approaches the fiscal cliff (again), and Mike Pence has a gay rabbit. Your morning news brief.

Senate Sunday: In Florida, It’s Bill Nelson Versus Voldemort

You know what this country really doesn't need? Senator Bat Boy. Ick.

Rick Perry Is Stupid

Remember, his nickname is Governor Goodhair, not Secretary Smartbrain.

John Kelly Kicks Jared Kushner From Top Secret Band. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 28, 2018

Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.