Tag: civil war

Let Donald Trump’s Lawyer Explain You Why Dead Loser Slaver-Traitor Robert E. Lee Is Your Real Dad

Someone is wrong on the internet, and it's the president's lawyer.
'The Third of May 1808' by Francisco de Goya

Of Course Trump Loves This Fucking Bonkers NSC Memo Calling For Civil War

Let's really, really hope this is the most insane thing you read about today.

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

Daily Caller Axes White Nationalist They Hired To Do Journalism On White Nationalists

Jason Kessler is the new normal for sites like The Daily Caller.

Libertarian Jerk Lady Megan McArdle Stumps Herself With Seventh Grade Civics Lesson On Slavery

Trump's original tweet was bad enough. But look what it unleashed!

Racist Mall Lady Will Never Get To Go To The Mall EVER AGAIN!

Guess she'll have to stick with Big Lots from now on :(

Rightwing Nutjob Begs: ‘Mr. Trump, Tear Down This Stonewall Inn!’

This is apparently some kind of revenge for taking down confederate monuments.

Joe Walsh Only Fingering His ‘Musket’ Because Thomas Jefferson Told Him To

Sometimes a call to arms is not a call to arms. Or maybe it is.
He seems nice

Minnesota GOP Congressional Nominee Has Fun, Creative Views On Women, Slavery, Everything

Meet Minnseota's brand new rightwing GOP nominee for Congress. He has the potential to out-Bachmann Michelle Bachmann, but comes from a swing district, thankfully.
Big Sister Is Watching You

Dinesh D’Souza’s ‘Hillary’s America’ Turns Your Angry Wingnut Uncle’s Emails Into A Movie

We watched Dinesh D'Souza's latest movie so you won't have to.
Don't coup me, bro

What The F*ck Is Going On In Turkey? A Wonksplainer!

The F*ck-Tussle in Turkey: No matter how it turned out, it was going to be Obama's fault.
You do realize we're going to keep the military bases...

Success Of Brexit Vote Inspires Slack-Jawed Yokels To Demand ‘Texit.’ Get It? ‘TEXIT’!

The Brexit vote has Texas secessionists all excited, because every now and then they need to be mentioned in the media. And then laughed at.
Surely no one who read the Bible would fight for the wrong side

Washington National Cathedral Removing Confederate Stain From Glass Windows

Washington National Cathedral will remove the Confederate battle flag from two stained glass windows donated by the United Daughters of the Confederacy. It's about time they got off their glass.

Mississippi Governor Tired Of You Discriminating Against His Shiny New Jim Crow Laws For Homos

Phil Bryant says he is just trying to protect people who want to discriminate from being discriminated against.

Montana School Gets Black Student, Morons Get Racist, School Bans Confederate Flags

A high school in the tiny Montana town of Livingston (population 7,044) has banned the Confederate flag from school property after the school enrolled its one and only black student. Get ready for the predictable shitstorm of butthurt neo-Confederate...