Tag: CIA

Trump Bitches At Gold Star Families. Again. Wonkagenda for Oct. 23, 2017

Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.

Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.

Trump-Russia Dumbass Carter Page Saying The Quiet Parts Loud Again, Bless His Stupid Heart

He just KNOWS the Deep State is going to force him to commit perjury before the Senate Intel Committee!

Wah Trump Is The Real Hurricane Victim, Waaaah. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 9, 2017

FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.

Robert Mueller And Trump-Russia Dossier Spy Boyfriends Now, JUST LIKE WONKETTE SAID

Christopher Steele is a very popular boy!
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Let’s Play Fuck/Marry/Kill/Tickle/Finger/Dick-Punch With The Trump Cabinet!

Is Rex Tillerson about to get YOU'RE FIRED? John Kelly? SOMEBODY ELSE? Who can even fucking say.

Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

Trump Calls Terrorists ‘Losers,’ Saves World. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 15, 2017

A terror attack in London, racial tensions boiling in St. Louis, and Facebook sells ads for Nazis. Your morning news brief.

Mike Pompeo Running CIA From Warm, Safe Office Inside Donald Trump’s Butt

BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pompeo is REALLY FUCKING BAD at his job.

Ryan Zinke Wants To Kill All The Cute Critters. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 25, 2017

Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!

Chuck C. Johnson, Julian Assange, And Dana Rohrabacher Walk Into A Bar, Because WHAT EVEN THE FUCK?

Everything about this story makes our head hurt.

Pence Scribbling ‘President’ All Over His Notebook. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 8, 2017

Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Glenn Greenwald

We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY.

Trump Did His Kid’s Russia Homework! Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug 1, 2017

Trump does Little Donnie's Russian homework, Republicans try to move from healthcare, and Eric Trump tells Hannity about his dad's loads. Your morning news brief.

The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 26, 2017

Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.

John McCain Will Punch Cancer In The Face. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 20, 2017

John McCain ready to keep kicking ass, Trump gives another INSANE interview, and zombie TrumpCare tries one last scare. Your morning news brief.