Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!
This is not even a good conspiracy theory.
Wonkette Begs Deep State To Add Dick Jokes To Daily Leaks To Give Exhausted Bloggers A Motherfucking Break
WE ARE SO TIRED OH MY GOD WE ARE SO TIRED.
Way to put country above party, asshole!
Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...
Again, we ask, WHY IS THIS CUSTODY HEARING NOT STREAMING ON YOUTUBE?
Does Rachel Maddow not follow Glenn Greenwald on Twitter? Does she not know she is doing FAKE NEWS?
Donald Trump is gonna be SO PISSED when he finds out his CIA director loves America more than he loves Trump. Also it's your OPEN THREAD!
Alex Jones hasn't said cusses in 22 years. BUT NOW HE IS ANGRY.
Also, Adam Schiff is PISSED Y'ALL.
Ex-CIA chief Michael Hayden predicted the direction of Team Trump's 'WIRE TAPP' whining this past weekend, before it happened!
Guess Donald Trump is just a big dumb stupid liar.
Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.
WHEW! Another near miss!
ALEX JONES IS A PERSON, YOU DUMBASS! AND THIS IS YOUR OPEN THREAD, YOU DUMBASS!
Republicans TRY to love TrumpCare, the NRA wants you to love Neil Gorsuch, and President Bannon throws Paul Ryan under the bus. Your morning news brief!