Tag: chuck baldwin

Ron Paul Endorses Some Nerd Who Will Find Out The Truth About JFK & 9/11

Whoa hey check out this guy. He is, let's see, Alec Baldwin, we think. One of the Baldwins, anyway. The "funny one." And really, have we proven Cheney didn't personally do 9/11, with a Wii? Exactly. This is why...

Ron Paul Embarrasses Phil Gramm At Press Conference

Ron Paul's very special press conference has ended and, we regret to inform, it featured no "Tournament of Losers"-style death match among the various third-party candidates he invited. He totally copped out and endorsed three third-party candidates: Ralph Nader,...

Oh Jesus, What Does Ron Paul Want Now?

Look, Ron Paul, YOU WIN, FINE, YOU AND YOUR SUPPORTERS ARE GREAT, now will you please go away for a long time and play with your gold bricks, alone? Of course he won't, which is why he's making yet...

Alan Keyes Convinces Some Hobo Party To Nominate Him

Alan Keyes' political career has been a constant series of embarrassing failures, so pathetic that even Keyes recently referred to himself as this: "I kind of represent, in political terms, the abortion." In recent years, his unmitigated disasters include...