Tag: Christianists

Fundie-Scarin’ Funtimes: Satanic Temple Rolls Out ‘After School Satan Clubs’ Just In Time For Fall!

Our favorite Establishment Clause trolls, the funtimes hellraisers of the Satanic Temple, have announced an exciting new program for the 2016-17 school year: After School Satan Clubs, where your little Damien or Lilith can proudly learn all about rationalism...

‘Co-Prophet Of These End Times’ William Tapley Sings Sweetest Donald Trump Jam You’ll Ever Hear

The day we have been waiting for has finally arrived!

Newt Gingrich Wants To Test U.S. Muslims To See If They’ve Caught The Sharia

Is Newt Gingrich getting a little jealous over Donald Trump loving Mike Pence more than him? MAYBE! Perhaps that is why, last night, he got on the teevee with Mike Huckabee and promoted a very Trumpian (Trump-esque? Trumpish?) counterterrorism...

Trump’s Jesus Advisor Will Resurrect Your Dead Relatives For Low, Low Price of $1,144!

Paula White would like to sell you some magic beans!
Beast Jebus is BEST Jebus!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Why U Make Baby Jebus Cry, Wonkette? WHY?

Wonkette made fun of Michele Bachmann and Donald Trump's pretended outreach to evangelicals. Clearly, we hate Christians and want to impose Sharia. Duh.

Georgia Congressman Who Prayed For Gays To Die Not Sorry About That

Congressman Rick W. Allen is a bad person.

Pat Robertson Can’t Believe You Thought He Wanted Gays And Muslims To Kill Each Other Just Cause He Said So

Only disingenuous left-wing bloggers would ever think such a thing!

Only People Cheering Orlando Mass Murder Are Two Fundamentalist Christians

Here come Walid Shoebat and Pastor Steven L. Anderson to kill your faith in humanity.

Turns Out The ‘God’s Not Dead’ Folks Not So Holy After All, Probably Going Straight To Hell

They may have stolen their plot from Michael Landon's son, and that is a violation of the 8th commandment.

Presumably, Alex Radita’s Parents Will Be Going To Jail

Alex Radita weighed 37 pounds when he died. He was 15 years old. His parents faith healed him. It's weird that it did not work.
To The Management: Please correct this image. I would never use Courier. On second thought, never mind. You people would just replace it with Comic Sans.

Deleted Comments Of The Week: A Dip Into The Archives… Of Dips

Everybody is stupid and also the worst. Except for you!

Anti-Choicers Gonna Pray So Hard For All The Unfertilized Eggs Murdered By Whore Pills

Wisconsin pro-lifers are organizing prayer vigils mourning Griswold v. Connecticut.

How Much Do You Wanna Hear A White Dude Rapping About Abortions And How Ladies Should Dress?

Probably not at all, we assume, but here it is anyway! It's your Monday Morning Cringefest! But on Tuesday because we had Monday off!

Transphobic Target Lady Is Here To Yell At Teenz About All Their Bathroom Sex And MTV

'Open Air Preacher' Angela Cummings is a sheer delight.

Pat Robertson Would Like To Starve All The Drug Addicts To Death, Just Like Jesus Would Have

WHOA IF TRUE, but we don't think Pat Robertson understands the Bible.