Tag: chris cillizza

World’s Stupidest Chuck Todd Beginning To Doubt Fox News’s Commitment To Sparkle Motion

With guest starring performance from Chris Cillizza, because we're sorry.
read us a story Uncle Jim!

White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN’ COMEY Is They Don’t Know Yet, Fuck It

Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!

Let’s Watch Nice Young Man Raj Shah Do First White House Press Briefing, Get Eaten Alive

Raj Shah has the potential to be the next Sarah Huckabee Sanders, God help him.

Wonkette Breathlessly Awaiting Chris Cillizza’s Analysis Of Today’s Hillary Clinton And Steve Wynn Stories

Ten bucks he figures out a way to blame both stories on Hillary.

Chris Cillizza Shits On Hillary Some More, Because What Else Is He Going To Cover? TAXES?

Good thing the news is slow today and Cillizza had time to do this!

If James O’Keefe Had Asked Chris Cillizza For #Journalism Advice, None Of This Would Have Happened

Who wants to watch Chris Cillizza suck his own dick? WAIT, COME BACK!

That’ll Do, Virginia. That’ll Do. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 8, 2017

LOL Virginia! A civil rights lawyer takes over the Philly DA! And Chris Cillizza is being a total Chris Cillizza again. Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is COMING TO KISS YOUR FACE!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Pity Mike Pence’s Wife Didn’t Stop Harvey Weinstein From Being A Rapey Piece Of Shit

A love letter to all the men out there blaming anybody but HARVEY WEINSTEIN for HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S SEX CRIMES.

Oh Chris Cillizza, You FUCKING Shitheel

America's Greatest Journalist is pissed off at Hillary Clinton for condemning Harvey Weinstein INCORRECTLY.

‘Pro-Life’ Congressman Quits To Spend More Time Begging Girlfriends To Have Abortions

Bye Tim Murphy, you hypocritical fuck!

If Maggie Haberman’s Hot Takes Get Any Hotter, We’re All Going To Burn To Death

You guys, Maggie Haberman is wrong about a thing again.

Donald Trump Threatens A Little Nuclear War At The UN. But So Presidentially!

Today, Donald Trump finally became president. For at least the morning.

Hillary Clinton Casually Suggests Bernie Sanders Not Messiah, Which Is Just Fucking Rude

We still liked that birdie though!

Glenn Thrush Clearly Woke Up On The ‘Chris Cillizza’ Side Of The Bed This Morning

We're sorry, Glenn, but we have to make an example out of you right now.