Tag: chris christie

Who Is Chris Christie Yelling at Today?

Here, enjoy this video of Chris Christie screaming at a reporter from New York who has the NERVE to ask him a follow-up question about the foreclosure fund. Why is New Jersey dead-last in the nation in terms of...

Chris Christie Won’t Be Mitt’s VP Because Chris Christie Knows A Loser When He Sees One

For months, political comedy aficionados everywhere have been demanding a Romney-Christie "Odd Couple" GOP ticket, where Chris Christie would leave his dirty socks all over the floor after a hard day of screaming abuse at schoolteachers, and Mitt Romney...

GOP Convention’s ‘We Built It!’ Theme Night To Be Held In Arena That Government Built

In addition to summoning forth dread hurricanes to (probably) destroy any Florida seniors accidentally left standing in the wake of Paul Ryan's spending cuts, this year's GOP convention will bring to Tampa (and viewers whose remote controls are just...

Michael Gerson: Mitt Romney Must Let Chris Christie Emasculate Him

All of these conservative dingdongs out there arguing for THE BOLD VICE PRESIDENT OPTION OF DEATH don't seem to acknowledge that they're forcing their presidential candidate to essentially humiliate himself and run a bottom-heavy ticket, as if that's a...

Chris Christie Now Getting Into Random Bum Fights With Jersey Shore Passersby

Nope, not kidding. The shouty New Jersey Governor is now yelling at any constituents strolling the scenic Jersey Shore who might happen to take issue with his stance on screaming at teachers (i.e., that he is for it). TMZ...

Screeching New Jersey Fat Man Snags Five Million YouTube Hits

Have you seen those comical YouTubes of the fat man in New Jersey berating people, on YouTube? They're gold. Usually they've got a teacher, a unionized teacher, and this teacher asks the fat man a question and the fat...

Who Is Chris Christie Yelling At Today?

More like who ISN'T Chris Christie yelling at! It is why America loves him. For reminding us all of an abusive stepdad! Also who doesn't want to just yell at everybody, all the time? Especially any reporter who would...

Bruce Springsteen Won’t Even Give Superfan Chris Christie a Handsie

Chris Christie has been to 129 Bruce Springsteen shows, dancing, singing along, jiggling, right up there in the front, while the absolute most overrated musician of all time "The Boss" sings his tunes about 9/11 and the farms and...

Nobody Will Let Poor Chris Christie Save Your Pussy From That Tree

Haha, here is a "funny" video from Governor Sammiches, Chris Christie, about how he is so jealous of perfect angel Newark Mayor Cory Booker, last seen breaking and entering into a burning building and abducting the woman therein. Except...

Chris Christie Sends Obamacare Back To Kitchen

The rightful good Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey, after weeks of speculation about whether he would veto a bill setting up Obamacare health exchanges in his state, has obviously done that. Now hundreds of thousands of people in New...

Chris Christie Does Jerusalem: Vacation Pix!

The Good Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey, Chris Christie, is in Israel, on his first official overseas trip as head of an American state. (He's making up for President Obama, who refuses to visit Israel because he Hates Jews.)...

Don’t Worry, Chris Christie’s Gay Friends Know He’s ‘Not Bigoted’

In case you were concerned about Chris Christie and his social life, post-gay marriage veto, he's gonna be just fine.

Chris Christie To Rich Old Liberal: ‘Shut Up,’ Rich Old Liberal

Cantankerous Jersey Shore nightclub bouncer Chris Christie found a new IDIOT to holler at yesterday, for being so STUPID. And it wasn't even a public school teacher or elderly Iowan (very close, though!) or generic constituent politely asking...

Chris Christie Looks Forward To Screaming Down Gay Marriage Bill

New Jersey's Senate passed a gay marriage bill today! Now it will go to the state Assembly, which will pass it, because Assemblies pass everything. Then it will hit the desk of the good Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey,...

Sarah Palin Under the Impression That Chris Christie Wears ‘Panties’

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, the supposed-to-have-run of the Republican party, declared Newt Gingrich to be an "embarrassment" to the party during an appearance on NBC's Meet the Press this past weekend, so as usual a Republican is embarrassed...

Chris Christie Reminds America Romney Is Unemployed Zillionaire

What a thoroughly entertaining news cycle we have been treated to lately! It has been all about two things that combined form one of the most powerful sedatives in history: Mitt Romney and tax returns. Mittens continues to not...