Everybody hates President LoudStupid and his dumb parade begging.
Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!
Trump (finally) becomes President (again), and Devin Nunes and an army of lawyers try to stall Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.
Shithole Shutdown splashes over everyone, Devin Nunes is trying to hide his paperwork, and net neutrality takes a couple steps forward. Your morning news brief.
Trump's Shithole Shutdown continues, Trump goes full Willie Horton, and Jared Kushner has some SERIOUS problems. Your morning news brief.
GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.
James O'Keefe gets schooled by WaPo, Republicans scramble to pass their tax cuts for the super rich, and Democrats are salivating at their 2018 chances. Your morning news brief.
Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!
Republicans try a new distraction, Mike Pence kills consumer safety in a tux, and Devin Nunes is still an ignorant slut. Your morning news brief.
Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
Should we be mad at Nikki Haley for voting 'no' on a UN resolution condemning the death penalty for gay people? Yes, or OH FUCK YES?
Trump tries to mean-tweet DACA, Congress doubles-down on Trump-Russia, and Obama wrote to Trump, but it had big words in it, so.
Trump And Chuck Grassley Definitely Phone-Sexing About Corn And Not Trump Jr.’s Coming Senate Grilling. FOR SURE.
This definitely has nothing to do with how Donald Trump Jr. is about to testify before Grassley's Senate Judiciary Committee.
Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!
Just listen to this fucking scumbag.