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True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

It’s All Fun And Games Until Steve Bannon Drunk-Dials You With His Butt

Hey, did everybody hear Steve Bannon thinks white supremacists are losers? WHOA IF TRUE!

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Pence Scribbling ‘President’ All Over His Notebook. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 8, 2017

Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!

Trump Can’t BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017

Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.

What The Healthcare? Wonkagenda For Tues., July 25, 2017

Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!

Trump ‘Made In America’ Event Uncontaminated By Trump-Branded Crap

WONDER WHY! Oh wait, we know why.

Real Estate Whiz Jared Kushner Just Wanted $500 Million From Qatar, So What Who Cares?

A sketchy Kushner financing deal? Shut the front door!

Volvo Goes Electric Like Bob Dylan, A Headline Joke For Fellow Olds

Crazy Swedes, acting like businesses should adapt to global warming.

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.

They Blinded All The Science. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 3, 2017

Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.

Trump Tells Women Where To Go. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 30, 2017

Joe & Mike have a Face/Off with Trump, Russian hacking gets W E I R D, and the GOP debates killing olds.

McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017

McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!

How Many Countries Helped Trump Steal 2016 Election? Sean Spicer Says ALL OF THEM KATIE

MAYBE Russia helped, but only if everybody else peer pressured them.

Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 13, 2017

Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!

RACHEL MADDOW NOT POISONED BY RUSSIA! (Not That We Were Worried About That Or Anything)

Hooray, Rachel Maddow will be back tonight!

How Many Russians Does It Take To Rig An Election? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 6, 2017

The NSA loses some Trump-Russia documents, Trump's DC hotels have some problems, and US diplomats have some concerns. Your daily news brief!