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He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Dude Who Killed Bin Laden Tells Cadet Bone Spurs To Shove Dumb Military Parade Up His Ass

Everybody hates President LoudStupid and his dumb parade begging.

Vive le Résistance! Wonkagenda for Wed., Feb. 7, 2018

Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!

Much SOTU. Very President. Bigly Words. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 31, 2018

Trump (finally) becomes President (again), and Devin Nunes and an army of lawyers try to stall Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

Devin Nunes Won’t Show His Work. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 23, 2018

Shithole Shutdown splashes over everyone, Devin Nunes is trying to hide his paperwork, and net neutrality takes a couple steps forward. Your morning news brief.

‘Cadet Bone Spurs’ Not Even Trying To Fake It. Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 22, 2018

Trump's Shithole Shutdown continues, Trump goes full Willie Horton, and Jared Kushner has some SERIOUS problems. Your morning news brief.

Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017

GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.

James O’Keefe Steps On His Dick (Again). Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 28, 2017

James O'Keefe gets schooled by WaPo, Republicans scramble to pass their tax cuts for the super rich, and Democrats are salivating at their 2018 chances. Your morning news brief.

Paradise Lost. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 6, 2017

Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!

Maggie Haberman SO MAD About … THE DOSSIER. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 25, 2017

Republicans try a new distraction, Mike Pence kills consumer safety in a tux, and Devin Nunes is still an ignorant slut. Your morning news brief.

Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

We’d Tell Nikki Haley To Go Fuck Herself, But Instead We’ll Just Say Bless Your Fucking Heart

Should we be mad at Nikki Haley for voting 'no' on a UN resolution condemning the death penalty for gay people? Yes, or OH FUCK YES?

Trump Tells DACA Kids To GTFO. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 5, 2017

Trump tries to mean-tweet DACA, Congress doubles-down on Trump-Russia, and Obama wrote to Trump, but it had big words in it, so.

Trump And Chuck Grassley Definitely Phone-Sexing About Corn And Not Trump Jr.’s Coming Senate Grilling. FOR SURE.

This definitely has nothing to do with how Donald Trump Jr. is about to testify before Grassley's Senate Judiciary Committee.

Houston, We Need A Hero! Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 28, 2017

Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!

Scumbag Erik Prince Wishes Homosexual Agenda Would Stop Crashing Our Navy Ships

Just listen to this fucking scumbag.