Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
Your Pictures Of Grumpy Old Fossils Stomping Around Chicago For Earth Day Science March! (We Mean That With Love)
Thousands of science nerds in Chicago emerge to yell and scream about books and learning.
Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
The police officer involved in the United Incident has been placed on suspension.
Gee, if only people had known Sessions was a member of the Leopards Eating Your Face party...
Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!
Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.
Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!
Now that he's made clear the Justice Department is so over voting rights, since racism is a thing of the past, Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has focused firmly on the need to Git Tuff on crime, especially...
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They were not even *lesser* gang thugs. Or in gangs at all.
Though conservatives typically celebrate Black History Month with a flurry of tweets about how unfair it is that we don't have WHITE History Month even though that is all of the other months, or reminders that Martin Luther King...
Trump's Muslim ban blows up in his face, Not America hates Trump, Philly scares the GOP. Your morning news brief!
Chicago's politicians laugh while Trump shakes his tiny fists in anger.
The Muslim Ban gets a new name, Voice of America gets ruined, and government agencies are going rouge! Your morning news brief!