There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating.
WE WANT TO BELIEVE.
Also, SNL is a 'psy-op.' The secret coded spy messages all run after 'Weekend Update,' when no one's watching.
Do you think Wonkette has what it takes? Can't hurt to try!
WHOA. THE FUCK. IF TRUE.
Arizona's Kelli Ward is clearly too crazy to serve in government. Obviously, she has a very good shot at becoming a U.S. Senator.
Welcome to the weirdest internet rabbit hole in the history of weird internet rabbit holes.
We've got logical fallacies and, by complete coincidence, also a Flat Earther this week.
We had no idea Michael Savage still had such passionate fans. Unhinged, sure, but the passion surprised us.
Either that or fluoride, and Bohemian Grove is probably involved somehow. And cyborgs.
Greetings, settlers and sharecroppers alike! It's time for ye olde fashioned medicine show and discount homeopathic dentist, The Snake Oil Bulletin! This week, we decided to attack a dangerous if well-meaning meme making the inter-rounds that is encouraging people...
Can the original Maverick pull out of this tailspin?
We have an important journalism update on the trollop Beyoncé, who insists on being a feminist black lady, and who we learned Monday is an "urban terrorist" and a CIA-funded brainwasher, on top of her normal duties as the president...
What in the hell is wrong with 2016, when it comes to God taking away our greatest icons? TMZ is reporting that Prince has died at age 57: The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57. Prince's...
When a famous person comes into your restaurant and turns out to be a great customer, there are many things you should do as a server. Treat them like you would anyone else, give them good service, don't bring...
Greetings, pilgrims! Saddle on up to the caravan here, and let your old pal Dr. Volpe spin you the tale of a joker-faced jackal-beast who decided to pick a fight with puppets. As you'll soon see, dear reader, up...
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