Tag: chemtrails

Wonkette Hereby Applies For Job On Sexcellent InfoWars Alex Jones Team Of ‘Elites’

Do you think Wonkette has what it takes? Can't hurt to try!

Wingnut Kelli Ward Gets Sean Hannity’s Endorsement To Murder Jeff Flake (With Votes)

Arizona's Kelli Ward is clearly too crazy to serve in government. Obviously, she has a very good shot at becoming a U.S. Senator.

Some Weird Ass Zombie Apocalypse Cults Are Feuding And We Need To Know EVERYTHING

Welcome to the weirdest internet rabbit hole in the history of weird internet rabbit holes.
No one can handle the truth about Hillary's illness!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: ‘Subject: Your Shitty Website’

We've got logical fallacies and, by complete coincidence, also a Flat Earther this week.
No one can handle the truth about Hillary's illness!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Michael Savage Is Much SMRTR Than U Libertard Itiots!

We had no idea Michael Savage still had such passionate fans. Unhinged, sure, but the passion surprised us.

Alex Jones Is Advising Trump On How Hillary Clinton Will Use Chemtrails To Steal The Election

Either that or fluoride, and Bohemian Grove is probably involved somehow. And cyborgs.
Srsly. This is Srs Bsns on Srs Internet.

Please Don’t DIY Your Own EpiPen! Your Snake Oil Bulletin

Greetings, settlers and sharecroppers alike! It's time for ye olde fashioned medicine show and discount homeopathic dentist, The Snake Oil Bulletin! This week, we decided to attack a dangerous if well-meaning meme making the inter-rounds that is encouraging people...

Grumpy Old John McCain Doesn’t Need Young Whippersnappers Calling Him Grumpy and Old

Can the original Maverick pull out of this tailspin?


We have an important journalism update on the trollop Beyoncé, who insists on being a feminist black lady, and who we learned Monday is an "urban terrorist" and a CIA-funded brainwasher, on top of her normal duties as the president...

Prince Will Never Die

What in the hell is wrong with 2016, when it comes to God taking away our greatest icons? TMZ is reporting that Prince has died at age 57: The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57. Prince's...

George W. Bush Is Great Tipper, Terrible President, Did Not Actually Do 9/11

When a famous person comes into your restaurant and turns out to be a great customer, there are many things you should do as a server. Treat them like you would anyone else, give them good service, don't bring...
The real holocausters, we guess.

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Sesame Street Holocausting Your Children!

Greetings, pilgrims! Saddle on up to the caravan here, and let your old pal Dr. Volpe spin you the tale of a joker-faced jackal-beast who decided to pick a fight with puppets. As you'll soon see, dear reader, up...
Let's say it together: He seems nice.

‘Sovereign Citizen’ Porn Producer Decides He’s A Doctor, Nevada Disagrees

Yet another sad development for freedom, as the fascist authorities of Nevada have arrested a self-trained "doctor" who claims to have "performed dozens of abortions, circumcisions, castrations, root canals, even cancer treatments." Rick Van Thiel doesn't have a license or...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Give Us All Your Moneys, Psychic Jesus Needs A Butt Injection

Welcome back to the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly compendium of swindlers, frauds, and con artists, all of them here for YOU, dear readers, with the divine guidance to help you through all the traps and pitfalls that El Diablo can throw your way. Side...
Now proven: 'Pinkie Sense' more reliable than Richmond CA City Council

California City Bans Chemtrails, Mind Control Rays; Everybody Obviously Cool With It

Back on May 19, the city of Richmond, California, adopted a resolution opposing the deployment of weapons in space. At first glance, it seemed like one of those nice crunchy-granola lefty leftovers from the Reagan administration, like voting for...