Tag: chelsea clinton

Robert Mueller Over-Serves Sam Nunberg. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 6, 2018

Special guest star Sam Nunberg melts down, Republicans are desperate to stop the trade war, and West Virginia teachers are STILL standing tall! Your morning news brief.

WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? Oh, It’s Just The Trump Justice Department Again

We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.

Trump Finds A Website Worse Than Fox News. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 27, 2017

The GOP still can't figure out what it's doing, REXXON is blowing off security briefings, and Melon Trump hates being FLOTUS. Your post-vacay morning news brief!

Trump Can’t BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017

Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is LOLing At Donald Trump’s Weakest, Saddest Week Ever

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Jason Chaffetz Wishes Congress Would Ask Chelsea Clinton Why She Did Benghazi

Jason Chaffetz is starting out his Fox News gig with a bang AND a whimper!

Everybody Hates Donald Trump, Even Stupid Fox News Polls

XXX poll porn coming at YOUR FACE.

Everybody Hates Trump, Even Though He Made BIG BOMBS GO BOOM. Loser!

But Donald Trump thought doing bombs would make him presidential. :(

Idiot Trump Kids Have Big League Thoughts About Bombing Syria, So Yooge And Tremendous

Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.

Trump Will Be A Great Wartime President! The Best! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 17, 2017

Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!

Some Idiot Dabbed At Paul Ryan, And Other Stuff. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 4, 2017

The GOP has a REALLY bad day, NAACP protests Jeff Sessions, and Bill O'Reilly hates Hollywood commies! Your morning news brief!

Ask Wonkette: Can Melon Trump Indeed Sue For Rose Words About Her Son?

Wonkette helpfully answers readers' questions, helpfully.

Guy Who Did Watergate Says Hillary Clinton’s Yoga Emails Actually Nothing Like Watergate

Donald Trump only says Hillary's emails are 'worse than Watergate' because he and his idiot followers have no idea what 'Watergate' is.

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Called Young Voters ‘F*cking Dumb’, Just Kidding No She Didn’t

Wikileaks continues to reveal absolutely nothing important about Hillary Clinton.
Sharks is confusing!

What If Fox News Didn’t Suck So Much?

For real, it could happen! Would that make you happy or sad?