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Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
We know we are late to the game on the whole Steven Seagal goes to Russia thingy. Our aversion is half-boredom, half-what the fuck, half-shut up Dana Rohrabacher. But we cannot think of anything else to write about today,...