Tag: charlottesville

‘If The President Does It, It’s Not Obstruction Of Justice.’ Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017

Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.

Paradise Lost. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 6, 2017

Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!

This Ad In Virginia Governor’s Race Will Stop Your Heart

Scariest ad since Barry Goldwater nuked a little girl in a field of daisies.

GOP Congressdentist Very Mad CNN Reporting On This Crazy Nonsense He Made Up

We have found our newest idiot, and it is this ass.

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Black Friend In The Senate Not Really In Mood For His Shit Today

We don't like Senator Tim Scott's politics very much, but we sure do like it when he puts Donald Trump flat on his ass, WITH WORDS.

Dana Rohrabacher Has Thoughts On Charlottesville. They Are Stupid Crazy Lunatic Thoughts.

Is Dana Rohrabacher drunk here too? We are just asking (yes).

Trump Calls Terrorists ‘Losers,’ Saves World. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 15, 2017

A terror attack in London, racial tensions boiling in St. Louis, and Facebook sells ads for Nazis. Your morning news brief.

Trump White House Adds Black ESPN Lady Jemele Hill To Hit List, We Mean Shit List

GO FUCK YOURSELF, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.
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Bill O’Reilly: ‘Emotional’ Trump Loves Nazis But Is Not Dumb Hysterical Lady, So Everything’s Cool, WHAT?

Donald Trump doesn't know enough about history to know that Nazis are bad, according to Bill O'Reilly, who doesn't think that is necessarily a bad quality in a president.

Donald Trump Unpopular At Beauty Pageant Not Owned By Him

Can Miss America be our president now?

The 58 Stupidest Cucking Things Steve Bannon Said On ’60 Minutes’

Does '60 Minutes' always interview people who had to go back to their high school jobs because they failed in the Big Boy World?

Topeka Jerk Babies Fear Habitat For Humanity Homes Will Be Full Of Criminals, Which All Poor People Are

Welcome to the neighborhood! Here's your racist graffiti!
Surely no one who read the Bible would fight for the wrong side

Peggy Noonan’s Drunk Confederate History

Peggy Noonan has thoughts about honoring Confederate generals. They are pretty stupid thoughts.

Trump Has Sads For Hurting Dreamers. Wonkagenda for Wed., Sept. 6, 2017

Trump's not so sure about DACA, Republicans dig in for debt showdown, and Putin divorces Trump. Your morning news brief.