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Who’s Already Scream Shitting About Las Vegas? A Shitmouth Roundup!

Get ready for more of this sort of thing.

Deleted Email: You Have The Vocabulary And Intellect Of A Middle School Paint Huffer

This scathing criticism from 2004 will surely put us in our place!

Everybody Loves The Confederacy Now. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug 18, 2017

Military talks at Camp David, more Confederate statues fall, and neo-Nazis get banhammerd from the Internet. Your morning news brief!

Chuck C. Johnson, Julian Assange, And Dana Rohrabacher Walk Into A Bar, Because WHAT EVEN THE FUCK?

Everything about this story makes our head hurt.

Trump Jr. Forgot About His Russian Emails. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 11, 2017

Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.
Leaving the basement can be very stressful

Blogger For Stupidest Man On Internet Arrested Just For Pulling Gun On Black Lives Matter Folks

A rightwing blogger waved a loaded gun at a group of Black Lives Matter protesters last week, and was later found to be carrying enough ammo for a sustained firefight. Astonishingly, police did not shoot him dead.
Not nearly as stupid as everything he says

Ted Cruz Condemns Unladylike Actions Of Planned Parenthood Terrorist

Surprise! Ted Cruz said another stupid thing, this time about the shooting at the Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood. Asked about reports that the alleged killer, Robert L. Dear, had told police "No more baby parts," which suggests he might have...
How odd that a volunteer for Doctors Without Borders isn't a Republican

Left-Wing Nurse Knows Too Much About Ebola To Have Opinions About Ebola

Since Barack Obama stubbornly insists on listening to public health experts instead of Fox News, it's become quite clear that wingnuts' favored non-solution, a ban on travel from West Africa, isn't going to happen. Happily, a few governors figured...
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Glenn Beck Will Save World From Ebola With Song Reminding You Not To Lick Up Vomit

Glenn Beck has the solution to the Ebola panic: Make fun of stupid Africans who don't have the sense not to play around with infected bodily fluids! Which is why he made him a song about it, complete with...
This one's bad enough that we need to bring in the puppy gifs

Ghost Breitbart Non-Racistly Observes That The Blacks Just Love Looting & Rioting

So, hey, you might call it kind of racist if a writer were to start off a column by saying something like this, mightn't you: Black America's favorite past time is back on full display in Ferguson, MO, as looting...

Stupidest Men On Internet Demand Apology From Wonket, Here It Is

Well! It seems that after their crappy reporting was debunked, Stupidest Man on the Internet Jim Hoft and Stupidest Guest Blogger on the Internet Kristinn Taylor are demanding an apology from all us mean old lefties for a "vicious...

We Will Not Mock This Pamela Gellar Post Until A Doctor Assures Us She Did Not Have A Stroke

Charles Johnson at LittleGreenFootballs has taken a break from twirling his mustaches and imprisoning free-speech martyrs in their Twitter Killing Fields in order to find this primary source evidence of Pamela Gellar, Empress of Wingnuttia, speaking in tongues and...