Tag: change’

Science Nice Time: Rumors of Adorable Moon Rover Jade Rabbit’s Death Greatly Exaggerated

Have you heard about Yùtù? No, we do not mean the rock band. Yùtù is Mandarin for “Jade Rabbit,” and is the name of the lunar rover in China's Chang'e 3 mission. Jade Rabbit has been rolling...

Annnd … Shepard Fairey Remixes His Obama-Hope Poster For #OWS

People of a certain age (22?) may remember a distinct feeling of hope back in 2008, when a certain candidate for president symbolized a hoped-for end to the pent-up anger, disappointment and disillusionment of the Bush Junior years, the...

Americans More Fatalistic About Debt Ceiling Than Ever Before

Nobel Prize-winning economist the American Public overwhelmingly feels that America will probably collapse if the debt ceiling is not raised, but also feels like, eh, leave the debt ceiling where it is. A new WaPo/ABC News poll shows that...

Obama Back Trying To Trick People To Believe He Wants To Change Politics

Since kicking off his re-election bid with history's least enthusiastic campaign ad, Barack Obama is back on the campaign trail again, simultaneously presenting his dead-in-the-water deficit plan to the country and trying to get people excited to give him...

Tom Vilsack Fires Shirley Sherrod As the Summer of Firings Over Nothing Continues

<img src="http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/654005553_1946534.gif" class="right" width="250" alt="We <3 you Shirley! Keep being a great person!" title="We Yesteday, we linked to a dumb attempt by human poop-leech Andrew Breitbart to paint the NAACP as racist hypocrites. Wow, that certainly was silly! Everyone...

Guy Runs Up and Dumps Bag of Pennies In Front of Minnesota Gubernatorial Candidate

Republican nominee for governor of Minnesota Tom Emmer supports "tip credit," the policy of most states of a lower minimum wage for waiters because they make tips, but he made the mistake of saying waiters are making $100,000 a...

New Wonkette Writer Jack Stuef And Senator-Elect-to-Be Alvin Greene: Hopey Change You Can Believe In

If you have been checking the authors of posts on your Wonkette this week -- and you have, because writers know that everybody pays a lot of attention to bylines -- you will have noticed there is a new...

More Dirty Photos From ‘Going Rogue’

Our secret operative keeps sending the pages. This, from page 225, about what Struck Her As Ironic: the black had taken her life-long message, of Change. We're confident at this point that Going Rogue is worse than we'd imagined....

Iconic Hopey Picture Just Some Old Reuters Shot Flipped Around

There has apparently been a raging mystery over the source of the SERIOUS Barack Obama photo in that HOPE poster we've all seen so many times that the only logical reaction, now, is to give the same Soviety red-blue...

A Guided Tour Of Obama’s Elitist New Designer Clothing Boutique

The right wing hasn't been able to fully brand Obama as a GAY yet, as they did to John Kerry (Gay Trademark: being French) and Al Gore (Gay Trademark: fucking dudes). But Obama's trying to help them out...

Walnuts: Don’t Hope For Anything Good To Happen If I’m In Charge

Here's a new "biographical" ad from John McCain, where we learn -- get this -- that while a bunch of hippie anarcho-pinkist fags like 7-year-old Barack Obama spent five years mud-fucking on the AIDSy grounds of Woodstock in the...

A Children’s Treasury Of Recent, Playful McCain Web Videos

We cannot give all campaign ads precious real estate on Wonkette. No, it's not because there is too much other news to cover -- in fact there is absolutely no news, at all, ever. It's just because we have...

Relive WALNUTS’ Big Speech In All Its Failure

John McCain's speech last night -- the kickoff to his general election campaign -- was, simply, constipated. Whenever he tried to make one of his "zingers," he started giggling or, as the still to your left shows, he whipped...