Tag: celebrities

Fame and fortune except the fortune part.

Wonkette’s Evan Hurst Is World-Famous In Memphis: A Story By Evan Hurst

Oh hi, do you know me? I am one of your Wonkettes, and I am the most famous person in the universe. I am taking a break from having brunch with Taylor Swift, saying "Oh no she di'int" about...

Let’s Point And Laugh At Dumb Jim Carrey Twitter-Ranting About Vaccines

California finally passed its vaccine bill, removing most religious and personal belief exemptions for vaccination in public schools (almost as if contagious diseases really don't care if you don't "believe" in them). Yay for California! But oh no, what...
Awwww, he's cute, doesn't look near as stupid as his Daddy.

Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore’s Offspring Arrested For Being Good Christian, Also Drugs

It's very difficult these days, managing a career devoted to mangling the lives of LGBT people you've never met, and also raising your own children. Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore knows this struggle well, as he seems...

Fox News Suddenly Loves Hollywood Elitists After Clint Eastwood Yelled At A Chair

You guys, pity poor Hollie Mckay, entertainment/celebrity columnist and writer of the "Pop Tarts" column on the Fox News website! Most people in her line of work get to just wallow in America's sleaze and degradation openly in...

Adventures In Twee-Politicking: Jesse Eisenberg Is in a Mongolian Yurt; Thinks You Should Vote For Obama

Quick: What is the most too-cute grating indie celebrity thing disguised as political activism venture you can imagine this election season? Michelle Williams farming in Ethiopia and blogging, on a website created by Dave Eggers, about how you should...

Ice-T, Conservative Hero

And so it's 2012, and rapper Ice-T is not just a television star, but a conservative hero, for his stance on guns. If nothing else in modern times showed you so vividly how twisted our politics have become, let...

Rick Santorum: Whitney Houston Set ‘Poor Example’ For America By Dying

Piers Morgan, a British subject paid to yell poshly at Americans by teevee, lured Rick Santorum away from his last four tax returns, and asked the current GOP front-runner to share his thoughts: on celebrity, on America, on what...

Vladimir Putin Sings ‘Blueberry Hill’ To Celebrities

No idea. This guy seems a little Chechen if you ask us.

Obama Pretends To Sing At White House Jamboree

Did you see the television last night? It showed Barack Obama singing and stuff with Morgan Freeman and other black people and John Mellencamp and Bob Dylan, who used to write songs about black people. Fwd to white grandma!...

This Self-Selected Release Of White House Visitors’ Log Is Very Transparent!

The White House released its visitors' log, which was something people cared about whenever everyone was earnest about Transparency like a few months ago. Obama released 481 names—which is actually only a selection of all the visitors—but the list...

Nancy Pelosi And Paul Simon (Paul Simon, Yes) Have A Deep Relationship Thing Happening

Nancy Pelosi has invited Paul Simon, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony to join in our nation's health care and college financial aid debates. Everyone very kindly welcome Paul, Jennifer, and the other one, Matt! These Hollywood celebrities are from...

SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? "Certainly, McCain had no idea if the person on the other end of the tweet was really depressed or just seeking attention, but she was legitimately trying to help someone. That...

Leon Wieseltier Guest Stars As A Rejected Woody Allen Joke

It must be Sweeps Week in another version of reality, as Leon Wieseltier, New Republic's ranking number two funny old man with funny old racist ideas, guest stars on All About Steve, a teevee show, to play the head...

Christopher Hitchens Baffled By Post Office

Life in DC was exciting for about two and a half seconds when Brad Pitt visited in order to make out with Nancy Pelosi in her private chambers. Oh and then Richard Gere popped by also, which nobody cared...

What Ronald Reagan Hath Wrought

If Ronald Reagan were still alive today, guess what he'd do, don't know?, okay we'll tell you, he'd make sure that none of these dandy Hollywood Actors ever tried running for major office, he would. Such as.

Hey, Hollywood Movie Stars, Obama Thinks You All SUCK

Shut up shut up shut up shhut shut shut up shup shut ut shup shut up. SHHH. What the hell. Jason Bateman why are you talking about your poop. Here's our "Obama pledge," you queers, and that's simply to...