Tag: catch-22

A lot, actually

EPA Scientific Advisory Groups Now Untainted By Science. Thus Saith The Lord!

What fun they are having at the EPA!
Nice try, weedhead quadrilegics!

Colorado Supreme Court Solves Pressing Problem Of Stoner Quadriplegics In The Workplace

So now that Colorado has legalized people getting all potted up on weed for both medical and recreational purposes, you might think everything is mellow and awesome and Doritos sales are through the roof, right? You would think wrong,...
Wut?

Israel Defense Forces Wishes You A Happy Hanukkah, With Drones!

The Israel Defense Forces' official Twitter account brings us this festive holiday image to celebrate the miracle of a Skylark hand-launched surveillance drone staying aloft for eight hours, when it only had enough battery charge for an hour: IDF sources...
No good-driver discount for TrukNutz?

Sleazy Insurance Companies Want To Make You Get Insurance On Your Mobility Scooter. Thanks Obama!

From our "You've got to be effing kidding me" stringer at Bloomberg Businessweek comes this story of insurance companies behaving badly in a Michigan case: After a paralyzed man was hit by an SUV while crossing a street with...

Sales of ‘1984’ Way Up, Booz Allen Stock Down, 4th Amendment Downgraded To Junk Status

Following last week's revelations reminders of the government's extensive collection and monitoring of Americans' electronic data, sales of George Orwell's 1984 are up sharply, according to a piece in the Washington Examiner. Once this factoid hit the interwebs, the story...