Tag: castration

BRING IT, SUCKER

GOP Congressdude Wants To Chop Off Elizabeth Warren’s Balls

Know what's a Not Nice thing to say to a human lady who ain't got no boy testes? That you want to "neuter" her. It's not even scientifically accurate, #ScienceFact! But that's what some grass-chewing congressdick from Missouri named...
This is what Ted Cruz looks like when he begs for money.

If Ted Cruz Doesn’t Man Up, This Conservative Celebrity Might Slice Off His Own Balls

Steve Deace is having a sad. What, you've never heard of Steve Deace? Why, he's world-famous in Iowa, as the go-to conservative radio guy. You are simply not a Republican candidate for middle school treasurer, or U.S. president, unless and until you stop by...
She has one impressive hair mass

Nevada Wingnut Michele Fiore Will End Sex Trafficking By Cutting Off Pimps’ Giggleberries

Our new One-l'd wingnut darling, Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore (R-Bundy Ranch Groupies Club), has come up with an innovative idea to put an end to sex trafficking: Just castrate all the pimps, and your problem's solved! Fiore shared her thoughts...

Hog-Castrating Senate Candidate: Stephen Colbert Brings You Every Possible Testicle Joke

Without a Todd Aiken, a Christine O'Donnell, or a Sharron Angle this time around, Iowa Senate candidate Joni Ernst and her cheerful ad about castrating hogs and politicians are just about the best thing to happen to the 2014...

Jindal To Run For Senate in 2010?

Bobby Jindal was supposed to be elected President in 2012 after America realized what a goofball Barack Obama was, spending money on volcano research and other pointless endeavors while a budget hawk like Jindal waited in the wings ready...

Bobby Jindal Rails Against Sinful Debt

How nice to hear from our favorite demon-exorcisin' castration fetishist fauxbama of the Republican party! Remember this guy, Bobby Jindal? He didn't run for chairman of the GOP so we forgot about him for a while, but apparently he...

Bobby Jindal Is Insane, GOOD GOD, And Will Now Castrate Humans

Vice presidential "hopeful" and Louisiana's Mexican boy-governor, Bobby Jindal, has just signed into law a very special bill, because he is incapable of vetoing anything and also because HE IS NOT OF THIS WORLD. The bill (now law) here...

Maybe It’s Just a Dry Spell, Rick