Tag: Carter Page

Any story combining 'Trump' and 'intelligence' makes us nervous

THE MYSTERIOUS ADVENTURES OF THE PERFESSER, THE RUSSIAN LADY SPY, AND THIS FUCKING TRUMP IDIOT

Trump campaign staffer George Papadopoulos pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI. Also, admitted being moron.

SURRENDER, MANAFORT! Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 30, 2017

Mueller wants Manafort for Halloween, Paul Ryan and Trump's tax plan are up in the air, and DC is drowning in swamp monsters. Your morning news brief.

Do Republicans Hate The Trump Pee Hooker Dossier Because It’s TOO TRUE?

DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP!

Trump-Russia Dumbass Carter Page Saying The Quiet Parts Loud Again, Bless His Stupid Heart

He just KNOWS the Deep State is going to force him to commit perjury before the Senate Intel Committee!

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

Another Trump Staffer Sending Weird Russian Emails? YOU DON’T SAY.

Seems like you couldn't work for the Trump campaign unless you had a rolodex full of Russians.

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

Pence Summons Republican Swamp Monster. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 16, 2017

Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!

You Want Trump-Russia Investigation Updates? We Have Trump-Russia Investigation Updates! YOU CLICK HERE NOW.

Who's under investigation? Who's being subpoenaed? OH ALL OF THEM KATIE!

USDA’s New Top Researcher Is A Godfearing Patriot, Which Is Way Better Than A Scientist

The guy has degree in public administration! What are you all bitching about?!?!

Senate Intelligence Committee Shoves Subpoena Up Michael Flynn’s Ass

Looks like Trump's firing of James Comey is having the opposite of its intended effect!

Senate Intel Committee Wants To See All Of Trump Team’s Russian Sexts RIGHT NOW

Oh look who's decided to start investigating again!

Mick Mulvaney? He’s This Dick. Your Wonkagenda For Wed., May 3, 2017

Mick Mulvaney is a real asshole, TrumpCare is under the weather, and the Heritage Foundation flushes Jim DeMint. Your morning news brief!