Tag: Carter Page
Good Night And Good Fucking Lord
Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!
We're not saying Devin Nunes fucks cows. We're just saying he should check them for Mad Cow Disease first.
Hey, breaking news, Devin Nunes is full of shit.
Dianne Feinstein is real fuckin' tired of Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham obstructing justice for Trump in the Russia investigation.
ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!
Can Devin Nunes actually read? UNCLEAR.
Democrats write their own memo, the markets are in a nose dive, and Hannity blames Obama for all the bad things. Your morning news brief.
It is very unfair to spy on Americans secretly working against America for Russia!
The Memo gets shredded, incumbent House Republicans running scared, and Illinois GOP embraces hate. Your morning news brief.
In no way is this list exhaustive.
LOLOLOL OK SHOW US THE REAL MEMO NOW.
Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!
This is extraordinary. Abso-fucking-lutely EXTRAORDINARY.