Tag: Carter Page

We’re Sure The Trump-Russia Insane Clown Show That Happened Yesterday Is TOTALLY FINE

Monday will go down in the history books as one of the most WTF days in recent American history.

GOP Will Protect Robert Mueller The Second It’s Too Fucking Late To Protect Robert Mueller

Silly liberals, why are you even worried?

Dumb Stupid Devin Nunes Memo Makes One Guy Look REAL BAD, And That Guy Is Donald Trump!

Nobody ever accused Devin Nunes of being smart.

Oh Fiddlesticks, Hope Jefferson Butterscotch Sessions Didn’t Lie To Robert Mueller Too Much!

BIG NEWS IN THE ROBERT MUELLER INVESTIGATION!

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Devin Nunes

Devin Nunes has a SECRET, but he's not gonna TELL YOU!

Your 2017 Legislative Boyfriend We Mean Hero Of The Year Is ADAM SCHIFF!

He is the literal opposite of Devin Nunes, and that is why he wins.

NUTCRACKERS! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 22, 2017

Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.

But Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin’ Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?

Carter Page, We Found You A Girlfriend

Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya's testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee is HOO BOY.

Carter Page Clearly Just Going For Insanity Defense Now

Let's have a CAPTION CONTEST.

Donald Trump Jr. Seems Pretty Darn Proud Of His Russian WikiLeaks Sexts!

Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail.

Your Weekly Top Ten Sure Is Sick Of All These Slow News Weeks ZZZZZZZZZZ

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!