Tag: Carter Page
SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!
Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ..... ?????
The unflushable Carter Page would like to remind you of his (tortured) existence.
Sorry, Republican idiots. No new special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes's fever dreams. :(
Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.
Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.
Trump phones a friend, Cambridge Analytica has some explaining to do, and Illinois goes to the polls. Your morning news brief.
Things we do not need today: Journalism-splaining from Axios on how everybody SHOULD have handled Sam Nunberg.
How day-drunk was Sam Nunberg, on a scale of One to Dana Rohrabacher?
We are sorry for calling Carter Page the dumbest person in the Trump-Russia investigation, we will never do that again.
Fucking hell, we are already exhausted.
Do not mess with Jefferson Bananapuddin' Sessions!
Shorter Jeff Sessions: STAY IN YOUR LANE, MOTHERFUCKER.