Tag: Carter Page

President Poop Clown HEREBY DEMANDS To Be Treated Like Halfwit Wannabe Dictator He Is!

SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!

Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018

Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.

Hello, 911? Carter Page Would Like To Report A WAR CRIME!

The unflushable Carter Page would like to remind you of his (tortured) existence.

HEY MICHAEL COHEN, SHOW US THAT FUCKIN’ PASSPORT AGAIN!

HEY-O MOTHERFUCKER!

Jefferson Butterbeans Sessions Gon’ Do What He Wants, Donald Trump!

Sorry, Republican idiots. No new special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes's fever dreams. :(

Shitmouth Strikes Again. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 30, 2018

Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.

Trump Makes VA Great Again With ‘Girther’ Doc. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 29, 2018

Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.

KA-FUCKIN-BOOM. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 21, 2018

Trump phones a friend, Cambridge Analytica has some explaining to do, and Illinois goes to the polls. Your morning news brief.

Oh Fuck Off, Axios

Things we do not need today: Journalism-splaining from Axios on how everybody SHOULD have handled Sam Nunberg.

Sam Nunberg Went To CNN And MSNBC For More Free Therapy Last Night. It Did Not Go Well.

How day-drunk was Sam Nunberg, on a scale of One to Dana Rohrabacher?

And Then Sam Nunberg Bit His Own Dick Off On Jake Tapper’s CNN Show LOLOL TOTALLY NORMAL

We are sorry for calling Carter Page the dumbest person in the Trump-Russia investigation, we will never do that again.
Gonna fuck you up!

Another Week, Another Million GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING Stories!

Fucking hell, we are already exhausted.

Trump Wouldn’t Like Jeff Sessions When He’s Angry, JK He’s An Adorable Old Racist Elf

Do not mess with Jefferson Bananapuddin' Sessions!

Jeff Sessions ‘Bout Had It Up To Here With Donald Trump’s Chicken-Pluckin’ BUUUUULLLLL-SHIT

Shorter Jeff Sessions: STAY IN YOUR LANE, MOTHERFUCKER.