Tag: Carter Page

Another Trump Staffer Sending Weird Russian Emails? YOU DON’T SAY.

Seems like you couldn't work for the Trump campaign unless you had a rolodex full of Russians.

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

Pence Summons Republican Swamp Monster. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 16, 2017

Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!

You Want Trump-Russia Investigation Updates? We Have Trump-Russia Investigation Updates! YOU CLICK HERE NOW.

Who's under investigation? Who's being subpoenaed? OH ALL OF THEM KATIE!

USDA’s New Top Researcher Is A Godfearing Patriot, Which Is Way Better Than A Scientist

The guy has degree in public administration! What are you all bitching about?!?!

Senate Intelligence Committee Shoves Subpoena Up Michael Flynn’s Ass

Looks like Trump's firing of James Comey is having the opposite of its intended effect!

Senate Intel Committee Wants To See All Of Trump Team’s Russian Sexts RIGHT NOW

Oh look who's decided to start investigating again!

Mick Mulvaney? He’s This Dick. Your Wonkagenda For Wed., May 3, 2017

Mick Mulvaney is a real asshole, TrumpCare is under the weather, and the Heritage Foundation flushes Jim DeMint. Your morning news brief!

Uh Oh, *Even Jason Chaffetz* Acting Like Michael Flynn’s In Deep Trump Russia Shit Now!

Is Michael Flynn about to be thrown under the bus? MAYBE.

Now *Senate* Intelligence Committee Dicking Around On Trump-Russia. Awesome.

We thought they were the grown-ups. We really thought so.

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Hey Look, A Bunch Of Fucked Up Paul Manafort News!

Oh look, another foreign agent up Donald Trump's ass.

Yay The Trump Russia Scandal Is BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! Today: Carter Page, FISA Warrants, And Martin Luther King

Oh look, the shoes are still dropping in the Trump Russia scandal!

Spicey SO SORRY For Hitler! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 12, 2017

MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!