Tag: canada

Trumps Got Richer … IN LOVE! Just Kidding. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 26, 2017

Trump dumps the UN, Democrats gear up for 2018, and Ivanka's money laundering problem. Your morning news brief.

Justin Trudeau Says Sorry To The Gays, Would Take Shirt Off If He Really Meant It

Can Wonkette be serious for one fucking second? Not today, Satan.

Deleted Comments: Turns Out Some People REALLY Don’t Like The Pope. Who Knew?

If a post is about guns, the Catholic church, or vaccines, you can bet it'll keep getting weird comments for years.

Putin’s Arch-Nemesis Allowed To Come To America Again, Because SUCK IT, PUTIN!

WHY THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Why The Fuck Did The State Department Just Ban Putin’s Arch-Nemesis From America?

This is the most fucked up thing you'll read today. Until later, probably.

Trump Tax ‘Plan’: You’ll Be Sick To Death. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 28, 2017

Trump tax plan is here, Kushnerville strikes back, and Democrats LURV Puerto Rico. Your morning news brief.

America Made So Great Again That New Wave Of Refugees Is Fleeing To Canada

We're living in a dystopian sci-fi novel now. Watch out for C.H.U.D.s.

Deleted Comments: How Did Vegan Baby Butthole Get Trump Elected?

Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...

OPEN THREAD: Happy Birthday, Canada!

Open thread!

Finally, Trump Gets Honest Paycheck: Canadian Hotel Pays $6 Million To Get Rid Of His Name

The exorcism ceremony wasn't included in the price. Also it's your OPEN THREAD!

Wonkette Demands Sexxxy Justin Trudeau Hug Us As Hard As He Hugs This Goddamn Stuffed Unicorn

Who among us doesn't want to be squeezed by Justin Trudeau like this?

Pence Summons Republican Swamp Monster. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 16, 2017

Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!

Comey To Talk His ‘Thing’ With Trump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 8, 2017

Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!

Fine, Mr. President, If You Insist, We’d Be OK With Australian-Style Healthcare Too

Let's make #AussieHealthcareNow a thing, shall we?

Trump, GOP Still Getting Beat By Big Bad Dems! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 28, 2017

Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!

Trump’s War Bus Goes Beep Beep Beep! Your Wonkagenda for April 27, 2017

Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!