Trump dumps the UN, Democrats gear up for 2018, and Ivanka's money laundering problem. Your morning news brief.
Can Wonkette be serious for one fucking second? Not today, Satan.
If a post is about guns, the Catholic church, or vaccines, you can bet it'll keep getting weird comments for years.
WHY THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE?
This is the most fucked up thing you'll read today. Until later, probably.
Trump tax plan is here, Kushnerville strikes back, and Democrats LURV Puerto Rico. Your morning news brief.
We're living in a dystopian sci-fi novel now. Watch out for C.H.U.D.s.
Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...
The exorcism ceremony wasn't included in the price. Also it's your OPEN THREAD!
Who among us doesn't want to be squeezed by Justin Trudeau like this?
Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!
Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!
Let's make #AussieHealthcareNow a thing, shall we?
Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!
Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!