Tag: campaign ads

This pic could be from the Juggalo march, who the fuck knows?

Watch Out Virginia! Ralph Northam Held Down Your Mother While MS-13 Raped Her, With Votes

Virginia's having a gubernatorial race. Time for shit to get stupid!

Wingnut Kelli Ward Gets Sean Hannity’s Endorsement To Murder Jeff Flake (With Votes)

Arizona's Kelli Ward is clearly too crazy to serve in government. Obviously, she has a very good shot at becoming a U.S. Senator.

Donald Trump Jr. So Proud Karen Handel Broke Glass Ceiling, Because Dems Don’t Count

Donald Trump Jr is very unhappy no one mentioned a thing everyone mentioned.

We Will Have Karen Handel To Kick Around Anymore!

Turn that frown sort of sideways, let's see how that looks huh?

Let’s All Watch Georgia’s Special Election Runoff Until 3 AM Then Plotz!

Let's all watch the returns together. Perhaps they'll be many happy ones. It's also your OPEN THREAD.

Karen Handel Not So Big On Letting People Vote, Which Is A Good Reason Not To Vote For Her

You know what they say: Vote Your Ossoff.

Oh, Look! Some Last-Minute Lying Ads In Georgia’s Special Election! Starring Mister BARACK OBAMA!

A bunch of lies and deceit from outside groups? Must mean the Democrat has a pretty good chance!

Tomorrow’s The Day For Georgia Democrats To Get Off Their Butts And Vote For Jon Ossoff

Hey! Special election Tuesday! Let's take a seat away from the Rs and give 'em noogies, too!
Every bit as petulant today as in 2003

Sore Winner Darrell Issa Sues Democratic Opponent For Libel Like Big Whiny Jerk Baby He Is

Maybe people hate him because he's a schmuck, not because campaign ads called him a schmuck.

Your Senate Sunday: Indiana Just Barely Getting Bayh

Indiana's Evan Bayh simply has to retake his Senate seat, for the sake of future political trivia.
As snarly as they come

Snarling Congresscreep Darrell Issa Running Behind Democrat In New Poll. Cry, Darrell Issa, Cry!

Could one of Congress's biggest jerks be in danger? Here's hoping so!
Roy Blunt (r) has kind of a creepy smile

Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt

For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.
We got a great deal on last year's memes!

Did Racist Dems Call Latinos ‘Taco Bowls’? Or Are Wingnuts Kind Of Dense? Just Guess!

What's more likely? Racist Democrats making up brand-new (and awkward) slurs for Latinos, or wingnuts ignoring context completely?

Donald Trump Very Sad You Nasty People Keep Using His Words To Misquote Him

Another day, another way the world is being 'very nasty' to poor ol' Donald Trump!

How Can You Trust Donald Trump If He Won’t Even Put Trans People IN JAIL?

IN A WORLD ... where Donald Trump says one reasonable thing in a lifetime of saying non-reasonable things, there is one man brave enough to call him out on that thing. And that man is Ted Cruz. During an appearance...