Tag: Cambridge Analytica

Here’s What The Fuck Is Going On With Steve Bannon And Robert Mueller

Rachel Maddow figured it out. Rachel Maddow ALWAYS figures it out.

Awwww Yeah Robert Mueller Bringing Us The Pure, Uncut RNC-Russia-Cambridge Analytica Shit!

Should we fit Paul Ryan for his handcuffs now? Or Reince? Or Steve Bannon? OR ALL OF THEM KATIE???

GOP Gives Coal For Christmas. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 20, 2017

Republican tax fuckery lurches forward, Trump quietly scrapping safety regulations, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief.

THIS IS SERIOUS. Rep. Adam Schiff Just Hit The ‘OH FUCK!’ Button

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Trump So Happy He Broke The Internet. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 15, 2017

Trump's FCC breaks the Internet, the tax bill starts to stumble, and Nikki Haley tries to start a war with Iran. Your morning news brief.

Robert Mueller Went To Jared!

Sounds like the special counsel wanted to see if Jared Kushner would tattle on Michael Flynn, but DID HE?

TELL US SOME HORSESHIT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS!

Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD.
Any story combining 'Trump' and 'intelligence' makes us nervous

THE MYSTERIOUS ADVENTURES OF THE PERFESSER, THE RUSSIAN LADY SPY, AND THIS FUCKING TRUMP IDIOT

Trump campaign staffer George Papadopoulos pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI. Also, admitted being moron.

Here’s All The Hottest Russia Investigation News, None Of Which Is About Hillary’s Uranium

Sorry, Donald Trump, the grown-ups are talking.

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.

Are These The Three Dumbest Fucking Reactions To The Trump-Russia Dossier News? Sure Why Not.

Starring Tomi Lahren, Donald Trump Jr. and PROGRESSIVE SAVIOR Tulsi Gabbard!

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

How Is Facebook Breaking America For Trump And Russia Today?

HOW IS IT NOT?

Should Facebook Go The Fuck To Jail For Helping Russia Elect Trump President? Or For Just Being Facebook In General?

Russian military intelligence spent some DOLLA BILLS on Facebook ads to fuck with the 2016 election. WHOA IF TRUE!

Another Trump Staffer Sending Weird Russian Emails? YOU DON’T SAY.

Seems like you couldn't work for the Trump campaign unless you had a rolodex full of Russians.