Tag: Cambridge Analytica

TELL US SOME HORSESHIT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS!

Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD.
Any story combining 'Trump' and 'intelligence' makes us nervous

THE MYSTERIOUS ADVENTURES OF THE PERFESSER, THE RUSSIAN LADY SPY, AND THIS FUCKING TRUMP IDIOT

Trump campaign staffer George Papadopoulos pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI. Also, admitted being moron.

Here’s All The Hottest Russia Investigation News, None Of Which Is About Hillary’s Uranium

Sorry, Donald Trump, the grown-ups are talking.

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.

Are These The Three Dumbest Fucking Reactions To The Trump-Russia Dossier News? Sure Why Not.

Starring Tomi Lahren, Donald Trump Jr. and PROGRESSIVE SAVIOR Tulsi Gabbard!

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

How Is Facebook Breaking America For Trump And Russia Today?

HOW IS IT NOT?

Should Facebook Go The Fuck To Jail For Helping Russia Elect Trump President? Or For Just Being Facebook In General?

Russian military intelligence spent some DOLLA BILLS on Facebook ads to fuck with the 2016 election. WHOA IF TRUE!

Another Trump Staffer Sending Weird Russian Emails? YOU DON’T SAY.

Seems like you couldn't work for the Trump campaign unless you had a rolodex full of Russians.

Deputy AG Lets Mueller Off His Leash. Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 7, 2017

Rod Rosenstein is hands off, Trump has his own shadow government, and Trump TV gets a new host. Your morning news brief!

Let’s Go To The Tape! Wonkagenda for May 15, 2017

Why does Trump tape himself, the alt-right rallies (for 10 minutes), and will Spicey get "You're Fired?" Your morning news brief!

Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017

Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!