Tag: california

It’s 5:30 A.M.: Do You Know Where Your Children Will Live?

Let's be kind today.

The Series Finale Of The Devin Nunes Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 2, 2018

Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!

Dumb Stupid Devin Nunes Memo Makes One Guy Look REAL BAD, And That Guy Is Donald Trump!

Nobody ever accused Devin Nunes of being smart.
Come get your Free Pot, Hippie Takers!

Nice Time! California Got Criminal Justice Reform In Your Legal Weed!

This is the smart way to decriminalize marijuana: Retroactively.

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

Trump ICE Thug Wants To Deport Jerry Brown — Get This, For *Human Trafficking*

The 'lock 'em up!' list just keeps getting longer and longer.
Bears repeating

California Insists On Doing Cool New Shit For 2018. Not Just Smoking It, Either!

Rush Limbaugh listeners will be provided a safe space. Arizona.

Chief Narc Jeff Sessions To Lock YOU Up, For Doing Jazz And Reefer

Nobody likes a narc, Jeff.

STOP PUSHING BUTTONS! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, Jan. 3, 2018

Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

Hackers Are Holding All The Voter Rolls In California Hostage

Empty your wallets or you'll never see your precious elections ever again.

Judge Rules Trump ‘Sanctuary Cities’ Executive Order As Unconstitutional As All The Other Ones

If we didn't know better, we'd say that the courts think Donald Trump is full of shit!

Republicans Running From Roy Moore. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 15, 2017

EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Look at all those magazines! Or are they clips?

Dems Introduce Assault Weapons Ban, Because Fuck Your Guns Is Why

Get ready for the geniuses asking if we want to ban CARS, TOO.

Trump Can’t Even Kill Obamacare Right. Thanks Obama!

People really, really want healthcare, and no orange blot of fuzz is about to tell them otherwise.