It's your open thread about PUPPIES and JOE BIDEN, because face it, we need it.
Hero journalist of the day, and also, your open thread!
U.S. Spies Confirm Parts Of ‘Russia Dossier,’ But Not (Yet) Pee Hookers Part. Why Are We Paying These People?
Pay no attention to the men behind the iron curtain. Or whatever it's made of these days.
Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!
America's greatest mind weighs in on the Trump scandal du jour.
Since when is the lying press allowed to ask questions at a press conference?
Whatever this is, it's not 'Fake News' -- It's unverified, but it wasn't made up by Macedonian teenagers.
The return of Benghazi Mom, a great wall of taco trucks, & the flabby arm of the law! Here's your daily news brief!
Evan McMullin's campaign has its own version of "Dear Shit-Fer-Brains"
Buzzfeed has a long, interesting interview with Juanita Broaddrick, the woman who says Bill Clinton raped her in an Arkansas hotel room almost 40 years ago. Maybe this case has always bugged you too, because we are supposed to...
The BOO-erners were much more scarce on Night Two of the convention, just as we predicted!
Also, Wonkette made America great again, because it was on our hat.
Obama says making friendship bracelets is tougher than registering to vote, PFFFFFFT.
Ugh, Starbucks, really? You're going to try to tackle actual serious societal problems again, now in Ferguson, Missouri, no less? Okay, fine, how are you falling on your face this time? Wait ... Starbucks' plan is actually well-thought-out and...
World famous terrific businessman and frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination (LOL) Donald Trump took a break Tuesday night from saying shit-ass things about the Brussels attacks to defend a woman's honor. Specifically, he needed to defend the honor...
Donald Trump has been all over the campaign trail lately, yelling about how he was against that stupid disastrous war in Iraq, that he had said this so many times all the time, and this proves that he will...