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Hey, GOP, If You Love Donald Trump So Much, You Can Shove Him Up Your Butthole

Do you love Donald Trump SOOOO much you'd gay-marry him and his totally not fake hair, if that weren't a gross abomination? If you are a Republican, probably yes! (But without the gay marriage, obvs; you'd just anonymously blow...
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Confederate Loser Buys Delicious ISIS Cake From Walmart Bakery, Doesn’t Eat It

Gather 'round, little children, for we have a heartwarming story about Walmart, ISIS, cake, and this one Louisiana dumbass named Chuck Netzhammer, who is very sad about how America is stomping all over his beloved traitor Confederate flag. So,...