Tag: bush family

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

Oh Nothing, Just Another Member Of The Bush Family Schmoozing For Hillary Clinton

It's Barbara Bush! The one who hangs out with Dakota Fanning, not the one who's old.

George H. W. Bush Voting For Hillary Clinton, Like All Patriotic Americans

We thought he was just going to vote for her SECRETLY. Now the cat's out of the bag!
Never gets old. The picture, we mean.

Is George W. Bush In The Tank For Crooked Hillary Clinton? We Are Just Asking.

Dubya talked some smack about Donald Trump at a fundraiser, without even saying Trump's name. Does this mean he is #ImWithHer? MAYBE.
Leadership fail

Nikki Haley Wants To Take Marco Rubio Behind The Middle School, Get Him Pregnant

Aw fiddlesticks and tricky zippers, more bad news for sad pathetic loser Jeb Bush. Despite his shameless desperate begging for the endorsement of one Gov. Nikki Haley of South Carolina, where Jeb had hoped he was "going to do really well," the...
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Even Jeb Bush’s Brother George Thinks He’s A Dumb A**hole

Oh Jeb. Oh Jeb. On a scale of Typical Jeb Facepalm to Sweet Holy Moses In Heaven What Even The HELL JEB!?, we are not sure where this ranks. But getting called a catastrophically dumb idiot by George "Most Dumbest Presidenter Ever" Bush may well require a whole...
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Daddy Bush Says It’s ‘Bullsh*t’ That Jeb Was Ever The Favorite Son

Remember the "conventional wisdom" that Jeb! was the one who was supposed to be president of the all the things, and George W. was supposed to be burying himself in piles of brush he just dry-drunk crashed his tractor into...

Daddy Bush Says It’s Dick’s Fault Dubya Was A Idiot

Damn it, Poppy, you were a lot more likable when you were flashing your fabulous stripey socks and doing gay-lesbian weddings and jumping out of planes for your 117th birthday. Why, we could almost forget that you were the one...

Jeb Bush Hiring Big Brother’s Best Friends To Fix It For Him

Oh, is it mock Jeb o'clock already? Yup, sure is. On Monday, we laughed so hard we cried tears, of pity, at Jeb's new and improved plan to surge in the polls -- that is, after "a few weeks" of...
Me is the president I have been waiting for!

Jeb! Bush Poised For Triumphant Comeback Literally Any Moment Now

Life sure sucks free-range rooster cock if you are Jeb Bush. But it also sucks if you work on Jeb's flailing presidential campaign, a term we are using very loosely at this point. If you're part of the Iowa ground...
Can we fix it? No, it's fucked.

Jeb Bush Will Fix All The Things, As Soon As He Figures Out What They Are

It's the beginning of a new week, which means America has a case of the Mondays, and Jeb Bush is brainstorming new ways to be a complete fuck-up. Last time we writed you words about Jeb!, we noted that...

Jeb! Doesn’t Want To Be President Anyway, Take THAT, Dad

It would seem a physical impossibility that Jeb Bush, who already lost the presidential election months ago and has now devoted himself to Bushsplaining how his big brother George -- aka The Smart One Actually -- kept us safe...
Just Jeb!

The Seven Best Times Jeb Bush Embarrassed His Mother This Week

Oh, that Jeb Bush! He is literally THE WORST at running for president of America. It's like his entire life, he's been living in the shadow of his dad and his brother, and he's just really tired of how...
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Jeb! Bush Failing So Hard He Needs His Brother’s Help, LOL

This is just sad. Like, we almost feel bad for this guy, that's how sad. (Calm down, we said almost.) While Jeb! Bush has already lost the presidential election, because we said so, he's now in such deep manure,...
but we're working on it

Accidental Monday Morning Misandry And Other News You Can Maybe Use

Did everyone have a good weekend? Yes? No? Wait, what day is this? Here are some exciting tidbits you may have missed while you were weekending: First, let's get this really depressing new study out of the way, because it...