Tag: bundy standoff


Elegant Gentlewoman Michele Fiore To Bring Guns, Boobs To Las Vegas City Council Race

Our second-favorite one-L Michele is planning a triumphant return to Nevada politics!
Ritchie Mack, he's a sheriff down in 'Zona...

Wingnut Plan To Turn Arizona County Into New Somalia Still On Track. Good Luck With That!

More straight out delusion from our pals in the "Constitutional Sheriff" community, who still want to get themselves elected into power in Navajo County, Arizona, and then tell the Federal Government to bugger off, just as the Constitution demands...
This copy of the Constitution came in a box of cereal

Cliven Bundy Lawsuit Against Obama Demands $50 Million, Get Out Of Jail Free Card, And A Pony

Cliven Bundy has filed a massively stupid lawsuit against President Obama, Sen. Harry Reid, and the federal judge in his criminal case. It's good for some laughs if nothing else.

Is That A Dick In Michele Fiore’s Cop Boyfriend’s Pocket, Or Is He Going To Shoot Her?

Our favorite Nevada lawmaker loves the Men in Blue very literally, and would only point a gun at terrorist federal agents.

Bundy Militia Dumbass Sorry For Being Dumbass, He Can Go Home Now?

Seriously, he is so sorry, HIS BAD, he promises this will not happen again.
She seems nice

Texas Sheriff Lady Fights Tyranny By Intimidatin’ Gross Democrat And Latino Voters

If you'd like a vision of the Constitutional Paradise espoused by militia loons and rightwing super patriots like Richard Mack, founder of the "Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association" (CSPOA), which insists that county sheriffs are the highest law...
The Gun Is Good

Some Might Call It Suicide By Cop. Idiot Nevada Lawmaker Michele Fiore Calls It ‘Liberty’

Nevada Assemblywoman, congressional candidate, and all around gunstrumpet Michele Fiore has been thinking long and hard about what freedom means, and what freedom means to her is apparently the inalienable right to get yourself blown away by cops if...
She's sort of photogenic.

Was Scalia Murdered By Obama The Gay Prostitute?! Your Weekly Top Ten

Well hallooooo, Wonkers! Are you ready for all the top ten stories about how Antonin Scalia is dead? There were many top ten stories about how Antonin Scalia is dead. Maybe you have read them all! Maybe you are...
Not actually Bundy's son

Lawless Nevada Thug Cliven Bundy Gets To Stay In Jail Forever, Hooray!

Oh, those jackbooted federal government thugs have done it this time! They arrested Cliven Bundy last week in Oregon on charges related to the insane violent 2014 standoff he started in Nevada over whether the Constitution protects the God-given...
Good show guys.

Cliven Bundy Arrested, Remaining Oregon Militia Jackwagons To Surrender

Big news from the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon Wednesday night. While most of the armed militia squatters are already rotting in jail as political prisoners, the FBI decided it was sick of waiting for the remaining four to...

Nevada Dingbat Michele Fiore Will Protect Bundy Jackholes With Her Ginormous Knockers

Ammon Bundy and his band of merry morons need many things in life right now. Common sense, tampons for all the ladies who aren't even currently occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon, and PLZ MORE SNACKS. And no...

Oregon Jerkwhistles, Bristol’s Baby Daddy And Foreigner Ted Cruz. Your Weekly Top Ten.

Happy First Official Top Ten List of 2016, everybody! Are you ready to start counting down all the HILARIOUS stories that have happened so far in this new year, which is at this point, a barely developed fetus? Well...