Tag: bryan fischer

AFA’s Bryan Fischer: ‘Obama Wants To Give America Back To the Indians’

The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer writes about important religious issues, so of course his attention today has turned to the heathen American Indians who were righteously defeated by the kind, ethical, Christian cowboys. American presidents have traditionally been...

Evil Stem Cells Further Gay Agenda By Curing Guy With HIV

Doctors in Germany believe they have cured a 42-year-old man of HIV after giving him a stem cell transplant three years ago, apparent Halloween-novelty medical journal Blood reports. Well isn't this just great news for the Gay Agenda. Germany,...

AFA’s Bryan Fischer: Gays Are At Fault For WikiLeaks, Not Julian Assange

The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer knows why the current WikiLeaks headache is happening to the government: The Gays. "Julian Assange is not the bad guy here - the homosexual soldier is" is the title of this latest column,...

AFA: Medal of Honor Only Awarded For Being Gay In the Line of Duty Now

Yesterday, President Obama awarded the Medal of Honor to Army Staff Sgt. Sal Giunta for putting himself in the line of fire to save two comrades during an ambush in Afghanistan in October 2007. But however much courage it...

AFA: We Must Kill the Demon-Cursed Bears Before They Kill Us

The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer left us a present in the RSS feed this morning: a pleasant blog post about how WE MUST KILL ALL OF THE BEARS. Fischer takes offense to a report that global warming has...

AFA: Government Must Mandate All Married Couples Have Three Children

Our favorite American Family Association blogger, Bryan Fischer, took to the organization's blog on Election Day to write about the issue that was on every voter's mind: "tax-payer funded contraception." For too long America has had a method to...

Let’s Compare This Crazy Anti-Gay AFA Op-Ed With One Published By WaPo!

Listen up gays: There are Christians out there who agree with Carl Paladino that you being gay is bad for your health. But it's not because they hate you, it's because they just care about you so much! They...

Update! AFA Blogger Still Knows Jesus Wanted That House To Burn Down

American Family Association blogger Bryan Fischer said a couple days back that firefighters in Tennessee letting that house burn down was the "Christian thing" to do, and after we picked it up and it spread across the Internets, it...

AFA: Jesus Wanted Firefighters To Let That House Burn

Bryan Fischer at the American Family Association's blog has heard about this situation with the family that didn't pay their $75 annual fee to be rescued from dying in a house fire, and he has thankfully decided for us...

Fundamentalist: U.S. Hasn’t Been Attacked Since 9/11 Because Of Sports

The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer knows why we haven't been attacked since 9/11! At many professional sporting events, during a lull in the action, a singer is trotted out for a dumb rendition of "God Bless America." This...