Tag: breitbart

Let Us Frolic In This Bath Of Right-Wing Tears, Alabama Senate Election Edition

Your look at all the right-wing reactions to Doug Jones's win in Alabama.

RIP STEVE BANNON’S MENTIONS!

All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS?

Hide Your Daughters, America, It’s Your Roy Moore Pre-Election Roundup!

DON'T DO THIS, ALABAMA. VOTE FOR DOUG JONES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Roy Moore Worried George Soros Going To Hell, If You Know What He Means (HE MEANS HE’S JEWISH)

He hasn't yet adopted 'Throw the Jew Down the Well' as a campaign theme song. Have to save something for reelection.

Breitbart Editor Remembers The Good Old Days, When Rape Used To Mean Something

Alex Marlow insists that the definition of rape has changed to 'any sex you later regret.'
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon’s Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here

The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.

Breitbart TOTALLY DEBUNKS Roy Moore Child Molesting Story, TAKE THAT, LIBTURDS!

Just kidding, but let's point and laugh at Breitbart setting its dick on fire and eating it again.

Killing In The Name Of Keurig. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 13, 2017

How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.

Fox News And Steve Bannon Invited To Go Fuck Themselves At Their Earliest Convenience

These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!

Roy Moore Raising Money From ALLEGEDLY Molesting Kids. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 10, 2017

Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.

What Are You Going To Do, Republicans, Count The Tree Rings On Roy Moore’s Dick?

The entire GOP is saying Roy Moore should step aside IF his kid-diddling allegations are true. How do they plan to find out?

Alabama GOP Senate Candidate Roy Moore Only Molested One Little Girl, Allegedly

An anti-gay traditional values Bible beater is maybe a disgusting pervert? YOU DON'T SAY.

Here’s All The Hottest Russia Investigation News, None Of Which Is About Hillary’s Uranium

Sorry, Donald Trump, the grown-ups are talking.

Kris Kobach LITERALLY Copy-Pasting Your Uncle’s ‘Illeagalz’ Chain Emails

Trump has the very best people. And they get their information from the very best fever swamp emails.

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.