Tag: breitbart

Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN’s Russia Story Fuckup

Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is In Gay Love With Kamala Harris And Martin Heinrich

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is OMG TOMORROW IS WONKETTE BABY TODDLER HUMAN’S BIRTHDAY!

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COMEY TO AMERICA! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 9, 2017

The fallout of #ComeyDay, Republicans sneaking TrumpCare, and Kurt Eichenwald's tentacle porn. Your morning news brief.

If Only There Were Some Sort Of ‘Affordable’ ‘Care’ For Canned Racist Breitbart Writer

Guess Breitbart has gone Politically Correct now.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Not Jealous Of Ivanka Trump

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Sorry, Hannity: Even Fox News Won’t Stand Behind Lunatic Seth Rich Conspiracy Theory

Hard to imagine the cognitive dissonance it must take to be a reporter at Fox News.

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!

Fox Celebrates Comey News With Wall-To-Wall Coverage Of Hillary Murder Fox News Made Up

If you can't trust a man who thinks roving gangs of lesbians with pink pistols are recruiting girls to go gay, who can you trust?
Been a while. We missed this one.

Hillary Clinton Re-Murdered DNC Staffer All Over Again Because Wikileaks. Obviously.

As Team Trump gets into more trouble, get ready to learn more and more about Hillary Clinton's death squads. It's only logical.

Trump Will Leak On Whatever Russians He Wants! Your Overnight TrumpLeak Roundup!

Are Republicans finally reaching their tipping point with Trump? LOLOL not really.

Breitbart Thrilled To Once Again Not Prove Existence Of Paid Protesters

Trump has a face you'd have to be PAID to protest, clearly.

TrumpCare To Save You From Your Miserable Life! Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 4, 2017

The House tries to vote on Health care, Ben Carson tours a poor house, and REXXON is clearing out Foggy Bottom. Your morning news brief!

Breitbart Idiot So Upset Trump Building Dumb Wrong Kind Of Mexico Wall :(

They asked for a WALL, not a stupid FENCE. Or an OPEN THREAD.