Tag: bowser

Mark Penn To Shove Money Into His Pants For Charlie Crist

Oh, this is fun: Mark Penn, Hillary Clinton's former fat Komodo dragon advisor, and "Bride of Mark Penn" are hosting a fundraiser at their Washington home for Charlie Crist. Charlie Crist, you remember, used to be a Republican, and...

Mark Penn Poll: Mark Penn’s Ad Is Best Ad Of Politics

Politics magazine will release the results of their "2008 campaign poll of political insiders" this Thursday, but we already know the winner of one category: best ad of the presidential race. It is Hillary Clinton's "3 a.m." ad, the...

Mark Penn Column: Satan Is A Cool Guy, Once You Get To Know Him

A day after the Atlantic released tons of confidential memos and e-mails that, yet again, proved Hillary Clinton's former chief strategist Mark "Bowser" Penn kills puppies for bloodsport, the Politico has comically published an op-ed from this very same...