Tag: boca raton

Dumb Fake Golfer Story Is Why Lunatic Trump Thinks All The Voters Are Illegal

So now we know at least part of the reason Donald Trump is sure there are millions of illegal voters who kept him from winning the popular vote in the election he won: When he told members of Congress...

Stories Of Elderly Restaurant Customers And The Havoc They Caused

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got stories of the trials and tribulations of the elderly in restaurants (many of which are...
Note: this is not the dude in the story. Do we need to tell you that? Maybe we do. It's been that kind of week, you know?

Florida Man (Duh) Interrupts Attempted Escape From Cops So He Can Play With Kittycats

#2,174 In our continuing series, "Carl Hiaasen doesn't actually write fiction, does he?" A gentleman in Boca Raton ("The Rat of Boca"), Florida, decided he need a little break from being chased by police last week, so he stopped in...