Tag: blingees

Liveblogging Nancy Pelosi And Joe Biden And Their Friend And Maybe Bobby Jindal

The best part of this speech (parts one, two, and three) was definitely when Obama started making jokes about Joe Biden, which is how he "deals" with Joe Biden. ("I have no idea who this insane Delaware hustler is,...

Liveblogging the Actual Most Historical Thing Ever, Since the Moon Landing

It is actually a beautiful, sunny day in Washington D.C., in the freezing winter! The people are hopey, happy, etc. Allah really does want this Barack Obama character to become president, of Earth. Let us now continue the patriotic...

Liveblogging Debate Night Pre-Show: What Do Dumb Anchors ‘Predict’?

That's WALNUTS! after downing his fifteen nightly Ambien. What a nut. But, he showed up for tonight's debate, and that's more than he was planning on yesterday! So give him credit HE WAS IN THE WAR FOR CHRIST'S SAKE...

Your Wonkette Blingee Larry King Ahmad Dealy Contest Winners Hooray!

GAHH obviously this is the winner, OBVIOUSLY, of our contest for the best Blingee based on that one weird Larry King photo. You all could learn from the winner, a Mr. Hans-Jörg Brehm, whose name indicates Mexican heritage of...

Happy Birthday, Barack Obama!

What the hell, it's Barack Obama's BIRFDAY today? He's turning 25 years old and will celebrate by renting his first car. Above is his Wonkette Birthday Blingee Present. Don't spend it all in one place etc. Oh, and...