Tag: blingee contests

Look At All Of The Funny Sarah Palin Book Cover Blingees!

Okay, for the future: you should know that your editor has an English degree, and the only way he will ever use this in life is by quoting semi-famous lines from novels to see if anyone "gets" them, like...

There Is Only One Thing To Do With This Sarah Palin Book Cover…

BLINGEE CONTEST. Send your entry (link or attachment) to tips@wonkette.com by 3:30 this afternoon with the subject line, "LOOK AT THIS TANGLE OF THORNS." Winner gets an "iPhone." Well? MUSH, MUSH.

BLINGEE SUBMISSIONS WINDOW CLOSED: There were zero submissions to our latest Blingee contest for about half an hour, and now there are 100 to 150. GODDAMNIT. This will take a long time to go through, and where the hell...