Tag: blackwater
Here Is Some Robert Mueller News, Because Trump’s Ass Wasn’t Itching Enough!
Late breaking news in the Mueller investigation, because that's something new and different!
Robert Mueller’s New Cooperating Witness Much Further Up Russia’s Ass Than Previously Reported!
Here, have a bunch of new information about the rapidly expanding cast of characters in the Trump-Russia conspiracy!
Steve Bannon Stole Your Nana’s Facebook Secrets For Cambridge Analytica, Rubbed ‘Em All Over His Junk
Are you even surprised right now?
You’re Not Gonna Believe This, But Erik Prince Lied To Congress
Jesus's best little Aryan soldier LIED? The fuck you say!
Robert Mueller’s New Cooperating Witness Might Just Blow Trump’s Russian Conspiracy WIDE OPEN
Meet George Nader! HE KNOWS SHIT.
Andrew McCabe Maybe Purged From FBI For Being Better Than A Common James Fucking Comey
Let's review that time Comey sent his famous Hillary emails letter ELEVEN DAYS BEFORE THE FUCKING ELECTION.
The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point
LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.
Fired Robert Mueller Investigator Thinks Trump Is Fuckin’ Idiot, Like All Patriotic Americans
Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!
Erik Prince Congressional Testimony Conclusively Proves He’s Full-Of-Shit, Also An Asshole
Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!
Donald Trump Trying To Build His Own Secret, Privatized CIA. What Could Go Right?
Trump's trying to build his own secret Team America to run around and kidnap terrorists by using Iraq War and Iran-Contra rejects.
Trump Aides Quit Trying To Control Him. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 30, 2017
GOP tries try ram tax cuts (for rich) down our throats, Roy Moore doesn't think women should vote, and Trump's aides are giving up. Your morning news brief.
Should Robert Mueller Put Erik Prince In Jail For Trump-Russia Crimes? Yes Or OH FUCK YES?
SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.
They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck
Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?
Scumbag Erik Prince Wishes Homosexual Agenda Would Stop Crashing Our Navy Ships
Just listen to this fucking scumbag.
Would Someone Please Tell Donald Trump Why We’ve Been In Afghanistan For 17 Years?
Did you know the Russians were there, too? Wonder how that went.
Trump Jr. Forgot About His Russian Emails. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 11, 2017
Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.
